The "truth" about Hitler,and "that" song

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  1. Well he did lose out on those potentially lucrative redevelopment contracts in Russia and France. :)
     
  2. And property prices in Berlin took a bit of a dive in '45, following a hostile takeover bid by J Stalin & Co. :D
     
  3. I can't get anything on that link to scan properly..


    Hitler didn't have a good property portfolio,
    Hitler didn't have a good property portfolio,

    it doesn't work for me
     
  4. Ironically Ed Balls is just like Hitler...
     
  5. Of course not. That's just a myth and you've taken it out of context BB.

    They sang about him working for Lloyds...

    You have to remember the words,

    "Hitler... He worked for Lloyds the bank.... On money.... He liked to w^nk, w^nk, w^nk"

    8O :? Okay, I've just realised what a sad, sad old fcuker I am..... :roll:

    Hat, coat, taxi, etc, etc.... :oops:
     
  6. I know the one:-

    "Hitler - he only owned one mall
    Goering - owned two but very small
    'Immler - owned something similar
    But poor old Goeblbes owned no malls at all"
     
  7. Was it something they sang in the ruins of the Reich Chancellery, perhaps?

    "Hitler has only got one wall ..."

    (Mantel! Taxi! Ich lasse jetzt.)
     
  8. Oh, I get it now VM.

    Hitler saluted like a poof...

    Cocked wrist and all that...
     
  9. The Telegraph is in serious decline. This is old news and has been known for decades, and was certainly suspected in 1939.
     
  10. The original theme was much more interesting ... but this subject has been hotly debated for 60 years now, with claim/counter-claim ad infinitum. My own belief is that he had a full set. Why? Because Little Eva, being a Frau, would have been unable to keep as juicy a secret as that from her girlfriends, and it would have been all over Germany even before the war. AFAIK there is no evidence to suggest that it was (open to correction, as ever).
     
  11. The sun has said a priest had said that a doctor had said.

    Quality reporting there then by the telegraph.
     
  12. :D :D :D