The Trump Presidency...

I don’t know if this has been shown on here before, but I’ve only just seen it. I honestly thought it was a spoof to begin with. To put it into context, Trump instructed NASA to put a man on the Moon by 2028. He then changed his mind and demanded that they move the date to 2024 (which just happens to mean he’ll still be in office if he gets a second term). NASA said okay dokey, but we expected the necessary funding for those four years, which will now have to be brought forward (the design of the lander isn’t even close to being finalised at this stage, never mind built, tested and so on and so on).

Remember, it was Trump that demanded that NASA put a man on the Moon in the first place:


I can’t even begin to unpack the stupid. What’s worse, 127 thousand people actually “liked” this. Sodding, bloody hell. We’ve had it as a species.

I can just image the stable genius on the phone to his mate: “Vlad, I want a man on the part of Mars that’s the Moon and need to speed things up. Can I borrow one of your Bostock rockets?”
 
“Which, somewhat conveniently shows the alleged victim, being kissed by the alleged perpetrator, in the exact alleged location, and with the same alleged witnesses, as the alleged offence.”

Coincidence maybe?
Or just one of multiple videos shot at the same event but at slightly different times by one of the many attendees who were carrying smartphones.

So very possibly coincidence. And maybe even a video alleged to be of the offence but not actually.
 
Or just one of multiple videos shot at the same event but at slightly different times by one of the many attendees who were carrying smartphones.

So very possibly coincidence. And maybe even a video alleged to be of the offence but not actually.
So how many times is he supposed to have assaulted the poor, defenceless victim?
 
So how many times is he supposed to have assaulted the poor, defenceless victim?
She's only alleging once.

How many times do you think he was filmed at that event?
 
I think it is called "Winning", but it is so hard to be sure.
Isn't that 'anything Trump does'? Any resemblance to abject failure, incompetence or breathtaking corruption is purely coincidental.
 
She's only alleging once.

How many times do you think he was filmed at that event?
How many times are you alleging he kissed the complainant?

Because given she’s in the video being kissed by him, then that has to be the event being complained about

It matters not a jot how many other times he was filmed, or how many other people he was filmed kissing.
 
How many times are you alleging he kissed the complainant?
I'm not alleging he kissed her at all. He's on film kissing her once and she's alleging he kissed her forcibly at some point.

If being filmed not doing something at one point in time was proof of never doing it ever, every Provo in the Maze would have brought out their holiday snaps to court.
 

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On the reshot American Rolling Stone tour.
The other night at the Gillette Stadium. Mick Jagger said. ‘If only we had been able to hold the airports. Things may have been different’.
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Matthew Parris, former Conservative MP now journalist and commentator, published several volumes of diplomatic telegrams noted for their incisive observations.

These were crafted by perhaps some of the most gifted classically-educated minds in Britain; you have the image of HM’s ambassador or High Commissioner sitting on a balcony, with a expertly mixed gin and tonic, a Remington portable typewriter, and a long legged stenographer. It’s about 90F but he wears a Hilditch and Keys shirt and tightly knotted silk tie. Brogues are highly polished. Far out in the glistening blue Bay, a white and buff armoured cruiser, White Ensign barely stirring in the shimmering hear, decks covered canvas awnings, awaits our man’s arrival. Below him, Embassy gardeners tend the beautiful lawns and flowerbeds, working at the glacially slow speed. In the town below, the call to prayer is reflected from the many white, flat roofed, buildings.

Our man has just had a meeting with the new president of this former colony; he will shortly be conveyed down to the quayside in the embassy Daimler, and taken out to the cruiser for a reception to receive M’bongo (“Good chap; shrewd and cunning, wants to play us off against the Soviets”). The Askari wait by the George V gates to ride escort to HMA. But he has to record his comments about this new chap, who went to Oxford, apparently. Sissy, his secretary, is ready to take down his expertly crafted thoughts, type them up and encrypt them, then take them down to the Radio Room for onwards transmission to Hanslope Park, in time for President M’bongo’s State Visit to London next week.

This is Our Man’s last Posting. Terribly poorly paid but it Was The Right Thing To Do. Cecilia, his long-suffering wife but gracious host has followed Sir Reginald around the world. Some posts were absolutely dire; she is never quite got over losing their son in Equatorial Africa to a tropical disease at the age of three months. She knows how to cope with limited supplies of decent food and alcohol; the army and navy stores shipments every three months are a godsend; that Danish customs agent does quite good job, too, getting spirits in at an affordable price. She misses her other three children too, as they have gone Home to school, and on to varsity.

A young but astute sovereign will greet the president with genuine charm and grace and enquires about his three wives and his time at Oxford. And his interest in agricultural reform, but carefully avoids raising the issue of the secessionist movements in eastern M’bongoland.
M’bongo bows unconsciously to Her Majesty; awed by the intimacy of their meeting.

And then some utter cûnt releases live and critical documents on the world’s biggest buffoon for some weak political gain.
Are you quoting Parris here or did you write this yourself?
 

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