Never has so much class been in the same room at the same time. Why this sport does not receive more televised coverage I will never know. Darts is the true sport of kings. There was a rumour that both Burberry and Elizabeth Duke had stalls at the door and were doing a roaring trade. Obviously, the players themselves cannot be seen to wear something so garish, they have those tops, class, the best guys have their name on the back and matching flights on their âarrowsâ. Perhaps we can consider adopting the shirts as some kind of uniform and matching weapon covers. It would be great. I am a little bemused with the balance aid that some of the players seem to be wearing. I am sure those sovereign rings are not decorative, the better and richer the players get the more weight they seem to sport on their knuckles. Imagine the car park, it must be creaking at the edges with all those top notch motors, no boring sensible cars, they will all be unique and customised. With sylish exhausts and chic lowering jobs, the place will be a delight. It seems strange though to make all those cars travel from Essex toâ¦ anywhere else. But this afternoon, it reached its climax for me, literally. The ladies were on the box. Such a bunch of posh totty is unlikely to be seen out of Kings Road normally. It was a pleasure to sit and wait while it over-ran into the start of The Heros of Telemarkâ. The way darts has gone from being a game that some fat bloke played down the pub, to an event, filled with the finest men and women, fit to draw international audiences is a credit to mankind.