The trouble with tattoos!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Aug 24, 2009.

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  1. I've got a twin, wish we were identical at times so we could try pull stuff like this off.
     
  2. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Genius!

    If the other brother couldn't be bothered (as alleged), perhaps they should have instigated a bit of Ghosting instead.

    Edited to add the link.
     
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    What position were they in that she would be looking at his arrse?
     
  4. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Ring Dhobi?
     
  5. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    She knew it was the brother all along. Read this bit.

    According to court papers the woman told Jared: " When did you think I was going to find out? When I realized you didn't have a tattoo? When we didn't use Joe's car to drive home? Or when you didn't know how to get to my house because you've never been there?' "

    So when she turned up at the house, she knew her boyfriends car wasn't there, so he couldn't be. the dirty little mare.