The Troll Factory Song

Goatman

ADC
Book Reviewer
Shamelessly stolen from HERE - ( gwan, you know you want to)

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Troll Factory

I was Bumming in St. Petersburg with lots of time to kill

Nothing but a fake degree and a certain special set of skills

Checking wind direction while i’m starving on my feet

Tossed soul in a hole and went down Savushkina Street

Ventilators humming and the lights are on all night

Fingers fly across the keys the screens are burning bright

Everything we make up is everything you see

We’re the patriotic workers of the troll factory

“Troll Zavod! Troll Zavod!”

“Vy mozhete ostanovit’ zavod”

I’m Jenny Jerry Charlie Dave and Mighty Maga Boy

If your on my feed your nothing but my toy

I’ll fill your head with nonsense and in time you will believe

All the bullshit coming from the Troll Factory

“Troll Zavod! Troll Zavod!”

You can’t stop the troll factory

I’ll post a couple pictures of Sheriff’s killing kids

Claim it happened yesterday although it never did

You’ll send it to your facebook friends and all your family

And you’ll never know you’re working for the Troll Factory

“Troll Zavod! Troll Zavod!”

You can’t stop the Troll Factory

You people really aren’t so clever

And your really not so free

Just another prole in the Troll Factory

“Troll Zavod! Troll Zavod!”

You can’t stop the Troll Factory

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Shamelessly stolen from HERE - ( gwan, you know you want to)

-------------------------- begins ------------------------------------
Troll Factory

I was Bumming in St. Petersburg with lots of time to kill

Nothing but a fake degree and a certain special set of skills

Checking wind direction while i’m starving on my feet

Tossed soul in a hole and went down Savushkina Street

Ventilators humming and the lights are on all night

Fingers fly across the keys the screens are burning bright

Everything we make up is everything you see

We’re the patriotic workers of the troll factory

“Troll Zavod! Troll Zavod!”

“Vy mozhete ostanovit’ zavod”

I’m Jenny Jerry Charlie Dave and Mighty Maga Boy

If your on my feed your nothing but my toy

I’ll fill your head with nonsense and in time you will believe

All the bullshit coming from the Troll Factory

“Troll Zavod! Troll Zavod!”

You can’t stop the troll factory

I’ll post a couple pictures of Sheriff’s killing kids

Claim it happened yesterday although it never did

You’ll send it to your facebook friends and all your family

And you’ll never know you’re working for the Troll Factory

“Troll Zavod! Troll Zavod!”

You can’t stop the Troll Factory

You people really aren’t so clever

And your really not so free

Just another prole in the Troll Factory

“Troll Zavod! Troll Zavod!”


You can’t stop the Troll Factory

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Various times; “you’re”
 

Goatman

ADC
Book Reviewer
yeah, you just can't get the trolls you need these days.......as I said, go to the source
(g'wan, you know you want to, g'wan g'wan.....GO ON!!!)

and bring Granma Nazi to bear on the sad sack I ruthlessly looted it from :)

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StBob072

LE
Book Reviewer
Quite amusing but I'm not sure a "troll factory" is the same as a "fake news factory".
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
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FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
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A bit too descriptive, but i get the Gist of it. Plod, and it looks like the head honcho. HTF do you keep a straight face when called in for a bollocking, and are confronted by a bog brush with glasses.?

More to the point, where do you get the motivation to put yourself in harm's way at the behest of such an obvious self-propelled box-ticker?
 

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