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The Toy.........

#1
The Toy!!!!!

What is The Toy?

The Toy is a hi-tech vibrating bullet. Connected to a mobile phone with Bluetooth it becomes an intimate, silent connection between two lovers, regardless of distance. Custom designed for your pleasure, it is intelligent, sophisticated and invented for bliss.


Now couple of points I hope it doesn't have exploding batteries and if 'er indoors' was texted by a mate would you go round and batter him?
 
#2
Hope it's not noisy, could just imagine sitting in a meeting and zzzzzzip que silence and stares or possibly the old question of 'did you just fart?'
 
#3
Great! Just another thing to compete with.

sawdusty...hung like a mouse
 
#4
This explains the strangely arousing sensation that I've been feeling up my arrse this last few days.

I should have checked Dr Crenshaw's credentials before I allowed him to sedate me. 8O
 
#5
How much? £140?????

Hmmm see the pikey in me just had to find a cheaper alternative.........(and no I have never had a pikey in me, that I know of!)

The cheaper Toy!

***Grabs her credit card and starts shopping***
 

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