The Toy!!!!! What is The Toy? The Toy is a hi-tech vibrating bullet. Connected to a mobile phone with Bluetooth it becomes an intimate, silent connection between two lovers, regardless of distance. Custom designed for your pleasure, it is intelligent, sophisticated and invented for bliss. Now couple of points I hope it doesn't have exploding batteries and if 'er indoors' was texted by a mate would you go round and batter him?