The Toppest of Top Days

Mr_Fingerz

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My day has been absolutely top.

Absolutely everything has been bang on. Scran, happy clients, more scran and some very acceptable beer - and it's only just "Tea O'clock" in fact it's nearly "Gin O'clock" but who'se counting?

So, what's your "Toppest of Top Days"?
 

Mr_Fingerz

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PrinceAlbert

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#5
Can you quantify "a day?" As I've had some cracking top "days" that have lasted for well over 48hrs.
 
#7
My day has been absolutely top.

Absolutely everything has been bang on. Scran, happy clients, more scran and some very acceptable beer - and it's only just "Tea O'clock" in fact it's nearly "Gin O'clock" but who'se counting?

So, what's your "Toppest of Top Days"?
No Watersports with a duuuurty whoooooer? Pretty shoite end of the day realy.
 
#8
This night 29 years ago was pretty good. I was in Gothenburg wearing red. It was pouring with rain however.
 
#10
Never had a top day. My telly's broke and the lotto numbers came up zip again. The wife's left me and the bull terrier has eaten my vibrator.
 
#11
Never had a top day. My telly's broke and the lotto numbers came up zip again. The wife's left me and the bull terrier has eaten my vibrator.

Make the most of a bad day by shoving the dog up your hoop while counting to 49 and every time you come use that number in this weeks lottery.
 
#12
Make the most of a bad day by shoving the dog up your hoop while counting to 49 and every time you come use that number in this weeks lottery.
Since he ate the vibrator, he's hard to catch...
 

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#13
Well I sacked my prosthetist yesterday, that felt pretty good.

Even better today when I got a different prosthetist and I could see down her top whilst she fiddled with me.
 
#14
One top day in 2004 included watching my team win, followed by shagging my bleach and scarlet-haired sex-kitten, followed by going to see one of my favourite bands & a few beers, followed by another shag with said bleach and scarlet-haired sex-kitten, then our Chinese meal was delivered, then sleep.
 
#15
One top day in 2004 included watching my team win, followed by shagging my bleach and scarlet-haired sex-kitten, followed by going to see one of my favourite bands & a few beers, followed by another shag with said bleach and scarlet-haired sex-kitten, then our Chinese meal was delivered, then sleep.
You had sex twice in 2004,greedy bastard!
 
#17
Well I sacked my prosthetist yesterday, that felt pretty good.

Even better today when I got a different prosthetist and I could see down her top whilst she fiddled with me.
Was the old one actually shit, or did she/he just have shit tits?

I think it would be gentlemanly of you to sneak a phone cam pic of said tits and post for everyone's enjoyment..
 

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