The top ten.................

#1
My apologies................so p*ssed I could not find the old top ten thread

but i know this is boring but couldnt resist it being so p*ssed.. I agreed in a few threads tonight now I can report that at 0017hrs here in the colonies the top ten belonged to me , I now retire and am going to swamp ...............mrs tigger has no idea what is in store for her ............goodnight gentlemen.
 
#3
thats impressive tigger, 0457 mine - this set two days ago (07/04/04) after a smidgen of Baa Bar - worst place ever, then however redeemed by Love Train at the Ritz - with free entry and cloak room i cant think of anything better. Apart from the ugliest fcuker ive ever seen coming onto my mates girlfriend, mate was absent so i dutifully told ugly bastard to fcuk off, mates girlfriend showed her appreciation just as mate was coming back to see her quickly hugging and pecking me on the cheek - mate: :evil: me: :p
 
#9
manchestermonkey said:
after a smidgen of Baa Bar - worst place ever
Deansgate Locks Baa Bar or the one in the Gay Village ? Oh and the Ritz.... have some bloody taste!

Try either the Living Room for a chilled evening in relaxed surroundings or Sankeys Soap for a banging night out!
 
#10
Capt Cheeky said:
manchestermonkey said:
after a smidgen of Baa Bar - worst place ever
Deansgate Locks Baa Bar or the one in the Gay Village ? Oh and the Ritz.... have some bloody taste!
The locks, bloody tiny however the Stella vending machine is the finest invention ever (possibly).
The Ritz is a damn fine establishment, and when you get in free without waiting in the obligatory manchester rain its even better.

shut it papa you slag, cant slip it to a mates girlfriend.... while hes around :D
 
#11
I'd slip my brothers misses a length if I met her in the Ritz. ARRSE should organise a get together in the Ritz (except the OTC thread, all too young and very inexperianced). Everything goes on a Saturday night in the Ritz.
 
#12
I'd slip my brothers misses a length if I met her in the Ritz. ARRSE should organise a get together in the Ritz (except the OTC thread, all too young and very inexperianced). Everything goes on a Saturday night in the Ritz.
 
#13
shut it papa you slag, cant slip it to a mates girlfriend.... while hes around
You could if he was slippin' it to her also - if you're into that kinda thing.
 
#14
Teasers is okay if you like winding up pervery old blokes by letting yer missus dance on the table provocatively while they play with the "contents of their pockets"

How about the Sugar Lounge on the locks... door policy's a bit of a mare at times but finest quality poontang seems to frequent it!
 
#16
Cheeky, you a Mancunian? or studying at one of Manchester's fine HE establishments (Salford not included)?

An ARRSE get together at the Ritz would be quite an experience - can we turn the upstairs bar into our own?
 
#17
Capt Cheeky said:
Teasers is okay if you like winding up pervery old blokes by letting yer missus dance on the table provocatively while they play with the "contents of their pockets"

How about the Sugar Lounge on the locks... door policy's a bit of a mare at times but finest quality poontang seems to frequent it!
In your dreams Capt 'I'm only 14' Cheeky. When your older mate, okay.

The Ritz is the only place for an ARRSE meeting.
 
#19
It'll never happen.

A poll will start, everyone will say they will come, someone will book a venue, organise discount by blagging a pal etc etc

Nearer and nearer the date more and more crappy excuses will come out and only three will turn out.

Bibble!
 
#20
Well I won't turn up. I have more incentive to clean the u-bend then turn up and see a couple of women in flowery dresses and a few men looking dodgy.......................
 

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