The Top Ten of Everything

#1
Whether you love it or hate it, stick your top ten list in here. Lists only, chat elsewhere.

Here's one for starters:

Top ten people i'd love to shove into an industrial crusher:

1. Tony Blair
2. Posh Spice
3. Paris Hilton
4. Chris from Derby http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=78423.html
5. Anyone involved with Big Brother
6. David Blaine
7. Chris Moyles
8. Piers Morgan
9. Traffic Wardens
10. Goths/Emos (or what ever it is you call yourselves now-a-days)


Ah, now i feel a bit happier.
 
#2
10 books/magazines/papers for burning

1. Geldof in Africa
2. The Koran (just for anybar)
3. anything shakespeare
4. BFD in public service book
5. Practical home maintenance
7. The Sun
8. those $hitty mags bout gossip that women read
9. A century of great cricket quotes
10. that bloody awful book by shrek (rooney)
 
#3
Lance_Bombardier, how dare you throw the works of Shakespeare onto your book burning rally! My ability to quote the Bard has allowed me to pass myself off as cultured for nearly two decades (When in fact I'm not) ..... now pull my finger!

My list of top ten Amazing things.

1. B(.)(.)bs
2. Breasts
3. Tits
4. Chebs
5. fun bags
6. Jumper Dumpers
7. Blouse Bunnys
8. Pink nosed puppy's
9. Devils Dumplings
10. Beer
 
#4
Be very carefull about that bible burning thing little boy especially if you are thinking about joining the military, I would be pleased if you replaced that with the koran which doesn't seem to be on your list.
 
#5
Top ten shags....

1) Mrs SM
2) Mrs SM
3) Mrs SM
4) Mrs SM
5) Mrs SM
6) Mrs SM
7) Mrs SM
8 ) Mrs SM
9) Mrs SM
10) Mrs SM

Who just happens to be a member nd may read this list :p
 
#6
anybar said:
Be very carefull about that bible burning thing little boy especially if you are thinking about joining the military, I would be pleased if you replaced that with the koran which doesn't seem to be on your list.
Why would you want to replace the Bible with the Koran and why is one more valid than the other? They're both based on the fictional exploits of a bad mother f*cker and hardly fit for a 21st century where we now know about dinosaurs and nuclear physics and all sorts of things that you would expect an all-powerful god to be aware of. Tell you what. Why don't we simply add them both. Happy?

spunkymonkey said:
Top ten shags....

1) Mrs SM
2) Mrs SM
3) Mrs SM
4) Mrs SM
5) Mrs SM
6) Mrs SM
7) Mrs SM
8 ) Mrs SM
9) Mrs SM
10) Mrs SM

Who just happens to be a member nd may read this list :p
I noticed that Mrs SM hasn't reciprocated! :roll:
 
#7
spunkymonkey said:
Top ten shags....

1) Mrs SM
2) Mrs SM
3) Mrs SM
4) Mrs SM
5) Mrs SM
6) Mrs SM
7) Mrs SM
8 ) Mrs SM
9) Mrs SM
10) Mrs SM

Who just happens to be a member nd may read this list :p
That's odd, Mrs SM is on my list of top shags to :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Only kidding :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
#8
PoisonDwarf said:
spunkymonkey said:
Top ten shags....

1) Mrs SM
2) Mrs SM
3) Mrs SM
4) Mrs SM
5) Mrs SM
6) Mrs SM
7) Mrs SM
8 ) Mrs SM
9) Mrs SM
10) Mrs SM

Who just happens to be a member nd may read this list :p
I noticed that Mrs SM hasn't reciprocated! :roll:
She's busy right now - as soon as I let her out from under the table she can post. Not sure what she thought of you though, LVH - she's never mentioned you :lol:
 
#9
LordVonHarley said:
spunkymonkey said:
Top ten shags....

1) Mrs SM
2) Mrs SM
3) Mrs SM
4) Mrs SM
5) Mrs SM
6) Mrs SM
7) Mrs SM
8 ) Mrs SM
9) Mrs SM
10) Mrs SM

Who just happens to be a member nd may read this list :p
That's odd, Mrs SM is on my list of top shags to :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Only kidding :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Yeah I know, I wouldn't have had her above 14th place at best. :)
 
#10
anybar said:
Be very carefull about that bible burning thing little boy especially if you are thinking about joining the military, I would be pleased if you replaced that with the koran which doesn't seem to be on your list.
ask and it shal be done
 

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#11
Lance_Bombardier said:
anybar said:
Be very carefull about that bible burning thing little boy especially if you are thinking about joining the military, I would be pleased if you replaced that with the koran which doesn't seem to be on your list.
ask and it shal be done
Join the Army and preserve his or her right to burn whatever books they want!
 
#12
Top 5 shags:

1. SM
2. SM
3. SM
4. SM
5. SM


Top 5 "Was that it????"

1. an Armourer (no, not that one)
2. mac_uk
3. LordVonHarley
4. PoisonDwarf (although there was something about his dwarfishness......)
5. mac_uk (no, you weren't better the second time)
 
#13
spunkymonkey said:
PoisonDwarf said:
spunkymonkey said:
Top ten shags....

1) Mrs SM
2) Mrs SM
3) Mrs SM
4) Mrs SM
5) Mrs SM
6) Mrs SM
7) Mrs SM
8 ) Mrs SM
9) Mrs SM
10) Mrs SM

Who just happens to be a member nd may read this list :p
I noticed that Mrs SM hasn't reciprocated! :roll:
She's busy right now - as soon as I let her out from under the table she can post. Not sure what she thought of you though, LVH - she's never mentioned you :lol:
Don't worry, I'll be at the top of list of worst shags ever. I could have done better but I was dressed as a Womble at the time :oops:
 
#14
No, you only made No.3 by the look of it. Must try harder :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#16
angelface said:
Top 5 shags:

1. SM
2. SM
3. SM
4. SM
5. SM


Top 5 "Was that it????"

1. an Armourer (no, not that one)
2. mac_uk
3. LordVonHarley
4. PoisonDwarf (although there was something about his dwarfishness......)
5. mac_uk (no, you weren't better the second time)
God I hope AngelFace isn't a 8 foot Engineer with a strange 'tache.

The two are often synonymous.

Edited to add: Note to self, if you are going to use big words, learn to fcuking spell them first
 
#17
mac_uk said:
angelface said:
Top 5 shags:

1. SM
2. SM
3. SM
4. SM
5. SM


Top 5 "Was that it????"

1. an Armourer (no, not that one)
2. mac_uk
3. LordVonHarley
4. PoisonDwarf (although there was something about his dwarfishness......)
5. mac_uk (no, you weren't better the second time)
God I hope AngelFace isn't a 8 foot engineer with a strange 'tache
No, she isn't. Why? Is there one of those around that found you disappointing too? ;)

LVH, she only remembers 5 - the rest were either rohypnol-assisted or so damn good she passed out 8)
 
#19
spunkymonkey said:
mac_uk said:
angelface said:
Top 5 shags:

1. SM
2. SM
3. SM
4. SM
5. SM


Top 5 "Was that it????"

1. an Armourer (no, not that one)
2. mac_uk
3. LordVonHarley
4. PoisonDwarf (although there was something about his dwarfishness......)
5. mac_uk (no, you weren't better the second time)
God I hope AngelFace isn't a 8 foot engineer with a strange 'tache
No, she isn't. Why? Is there one of those around that found you disappointing too? ;)

LVH, she only remembers 5 - the rest were either rohypnol-assisted or so damn good she passed out 8)

No, I just can't remember anyone I was decent enough to have rated 2nd place
 
#20
10 people in chuck into the furnace:

1. David Cameron
2. Arrse user tom_miller
3. Russel brand
4. Immigrants
5. Chavs
6. George W Bush
7. whoever ruined pure rock and metal
8. Mr and Mrs McCann
9. polititions
10. traffic wardens
 

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