The Top Ten of Everything

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  1. Whether you love it or hate it, stick your top ten list in here. Lists only, chat elsewhere.

    Here's one for starters:

    Top ten people i'd love to shove into an industrial crusher:

    1. Tony Blair
    2. Posh Spice
    3. Paris Hilton
    4. Chris from Derby
    5. Anyone involved with Big Brother
    6. David Blaine
    7. Chris Moyles
    8. Piers Morgan
    9. Traffic Wardens
    10. Goths/Emos (or what ever it is you call yourselves now-a-days)

    Ah, now i feel a bit happier.
  2. 10 books/magazines/papers for burning

    1. Geldof in Africa
    2. The Koran (just for anybar)
    3. anything shakespeare
    4. BFD in public service book
    5. Practical home maintenance
    7. The Sun
    8. those $hitty mags bout gossip that women read
    9. A century of great cricket quotes
    10. that bloody awful book by shrek (rooney)
  3. Lance_Bombardier, how dare you throw the works of Shakespeare onto your book burning rally! My ability to quote the Bard has allowed me to pass myself off as cultured for nearly two decades (When in fact I'm not) ..... now pull my finger!

    My list of top ten Amazing things.

    1. B(.)(.)bs
    2. Breasts
    3. Tits
    4. Chebs
    5. fun bags
    6. Jumper Dumpers
    7. Blouse Bunnys
    8. Pink nosed puppy's
    9. Devils Dumplings
    10. Beer
  4. Be very carefull about that bible burning thing little boy especially if you are thinking about joining the military, I would be pleased if you replaced that with the koran which doesn't seem to be on your list.
  5. Top ten shags....

    1) Mrs SM
    2) Mrs SM
    3) Mrs SM
    4) Mrs SM
    5) Mrs SM
    6) Mrs SM
    7) Mrs SM
    8 ) Mrs SM
    9) Mrs SM
    10) Mrs SM

    Who just happens to be a member nd may read this list :p
  6. Why would you want to replace the Bible with the Koran and why is one more valid than the other? They're both based on the fictional exploits of a bad mother f*cker and hardly fit for a 21st century where we now know about dinosaurs and nuclear physics and all sorts of things that you would expect an all-powerful god to be aware of. Tell you what. Why don't we simply add them both. Happy?

    I noticed that Mrs SM hasn't reciprocated! :roll:
  7. That's odd, Mrs SM is on my list of top shags to :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
    Only kidding :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
  8. She's busy right now - as soon as I let her out from under the table she can post. Not sure what she thought of you though, LVH - she's never mentioned you :lol:
  9. Yeah I know, I wouldn't have had her above 14th place at best. :)
  10. ask and it shal be done
  11. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Join the Army and preserve his or her right to burn whatever books they want!
  12. Top 5 shags:

    1. SM
    2. SM
    3. SM
    4. SM
    5. SM

    Top 5 "Was that it????"

    1. an Armourer (no, not that one)
    2. mac_uk
    3. LordVonHarley
    4. PoisonDwarf (although there was something about his dwarfishness......)
    5. mac_uk (no, you weren't better the second time)
  13. Don't worry, I'll be at the top of list of worst shags ever. I could have done better but I was dressed as a Womble at the time :oops:
  14. No, you only made No.3 by the look of it. Must try harder :lol: :lol: :lol:
  15. Bugger!

    Just noticed she has only put you as 1 to 5...... You is 6 to 10?

    P.S you have nice wall paper :D