The Top Five Worst Crappers.

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  1. You would think its the easiest thing in the World to build a decent field crapper. Somewhere to sit and think about the bizarre and deviant posts on ARRSE, to sit and make small talk with a stranger on the next seat or even to "knock one out", al fresco behind the hessian screen. But no, the majority live up to their name "sh*t pits" and here are the Top Five worst crappers - unless anyone can do better (or worse).

    First up, a DTL at BIA. Note the near miss.

    http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/rockrat_007/detail?.dir=/8ea5&.dnm=88f6.jpg&.src=ph

    Second. Brimming at the seams. Note the brick keeping the contents in

    http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/rockrat_007/detail?.dir=/8ea5&.dnm=5015.jpg&.src=ph

    Third. Good effort with the comfy blue seat, but again poor aiming by users.

    http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/rockrat_007/detail?.dir=/8ea5&.dnm=b151.jpg&.src=ph

    Forth. In real danger of collapse and an open air restaurant for flies.

    http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/rockrat_007/detail?.dir=/8ea5&.dnm=b151.jpg&.src=ph

    Fifth - A snug five-seater. You'll really find out who your friends are on this one.

    http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/rockrat_007/detail?.dir=/8ea5&.dnm=63ae.jpg&.src=ph
     
  2. napier

    napier LE Moderator Reviewer

    Sorry, nothing can beat the toilet at the Riverside Bar 'n' Whorehouse at Nanyuki Show Ground, Kenya for sheer gut-wrenching, stinking, vomit inducing stench - except the whores themselves that is.