The Tony Blair Epitaph Thread (with thanks to EODMatt)

#1
And an inquest that would conclude that he died of an overdose, even though he had nothing worthy of the title, drugs, in his blood or stomach.

A fitting end.

Maybe we should have a thread entitled the Tony Blair Epitaph thread?
As the man says. To kick off...

Here lies His Toniness.
Good riddance to the
snake-oil selling cunt.

Short but poignant, I feel.

Not that the horse-humping thunderspank deserves anything more fitting than to be dumped out of the door in Osama bin Liner style.

The utter shithouse.

I did use the Jarrod button, honest, but nothing came back, except one result from an entirely unrelated thread.
 
#2
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair died today.
My dog has been unwell of late.
He was famous I think.
My dog shat itself today.
I hope my dog gets better.
I hope it doesn't die.
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair died today.

My contribution to both the shit poetry thread and the T.B. in memoriam. I was going to write a Haiku but after much deliberation realised I did not know what one was.
 
#5
Here lies the conscience of Tony Blair
He deceived and lied, ne'er turning a hair
No consequences apparent when he lied
But through his mendacity, many died
His lies wil haunt us for years to come
No conscience he, for he has none.
 
#6
Wilbur Smith wrote this, back in 1964.

"Mr Anthony Blair was next. His heart was not in the encounter. He moved prettily enough on his feet but always in the direction best calculated to keep him out of reach."
 
#8
Here lies Tony Blair.

Still lying.
 
#10
I'm going with the experts as this could have been written just for him.
I could not dig: I dared not rob:
Therefore I lied to please the mob.
Now all my lies are proved untrue
And I must face the men I slew.
What tale shall serve me here among
Mine angry and defrauded young?
 
#12
Tony Blair lied to us,
So I could feel disgruntled,
But LSSA and pretty bling,
Go some way to compensating me for the dodgy tours he sent me on.

Couldn't get it to rhyme, sorry.
 
#15
Here lies the Blair creature, physically impossible to bury its remains as low as its morals.
 

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