The Toenails Thread

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by TheIronDuke, Oct 20, 2009.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Thanks for all your PM's and emails to me on the subject of toenails. They mean a lot to me. They really do.

    So, would one of you want to start our discussion?

    On toenails?
  2. Isn't there a place we can go to discuss toenails? A secret place, that only men can go?

    When they want to discuss toenails?
  3. Have you got a toenail fetish?

    I have heard of foot fetishes, but never toenail ones.
  4. Why would you want to?
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    The Royal and Ancient Antedeluvian Order of Toenail Cutters is a good organisation to belong to.
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    "The world is governed by people far different from those imagined by the public."
    Benjamin Disraeli

    Do I need to spell it out?
  7. I've seen orthopaedic surgeons cutting the pork-scratchings off little old ladies toes during hip surgery!!! After jetwashing their kipper-clouts obviously!! :D
  8. That would be nice of you :wink:
  9. Great these..

  10. Ok you got me there. How about this for getting rid of those nasty toenails, for good!

  11. Jesus I would hate to see your nails :D
  12. Glad this thread came up... reminded me to get the wife to do mine..

  13. What the hell, please tell me those are not yours. :pale:

    Do them yourself
  14. Can't bite them like I used to