The Title of YOUR Book

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  1. I've done a search and can't find a thread so:

    If you were to write a book about your time and experiences in the military what would the title be?

    To start off

    Serious - "Soldiers And Surgeons"

    As they are the only ones who are never forgiven for their mistakes.

    Humorous - "Farting With Confidence"

    For all those times that we suffer from the squirts whilst on deployment.

    Edited for mong England
  2. Picking up the brass.
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  3. 'Cam Nets and Combat Jackets'. Don't know why, just conjures up so many images.
  4. Pushing doors marked pull
  5. 'insert shit war title here' would be mine.
  6. We were soldiers once......and thin.
  7. Oh Fuck

    Which is a short title of less than ten fucking letters.
  8. Madie oh Madie
  9. You may have purchased my book but you still owe a tenner.

    Catchy eh?
  10. For DM10 extra you can come on my tits.............
  11. 'Tuesday nights and weekends - a touching tale'.
  12. Keep your hands to yourself.
  13. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    'The Remarkable People Around Me'. or 'These I Have Known'. As it's not so much about what I've done but what I've seen others do.

    'Looking Back, Going Forward'

    'Though I Change My Skies I Change Not My Loyalties'.

    'It doesn't take the brains of an Archbishop - which is just as well'.

    'Surviving Gordon Brown'.

    'WTF is MTP? A Soldier's Journey into Senility'.

    'I Nearly Met Prince William at Breakfast'.
  14. What the fuck am I doing here
  15. How did you know the title of the next one?