The Times crossword

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  1. A couple of city types and a Vicar were in the same railway carriage, doing the Times crossword and heading in to London. One city type says."Finished it, that's a record for me, normally still not finished this close to the station." The second city type says. "Well done old boy, I've still got a couple to go myself. I'm stuck on a simple one, twenty six across, it's only four letters and I've got three of them..u n t." The first city type says. "Oh yes 'Relatively Feminine', it is simple, the answer is aunt..as in female relation." The Vicar says. "Does anyone have a rubber?"