The three animals a woman wants

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  1. A mink in the wardrobe.

    A jaguar in the garage, and...

    A jackass to pay for it all :wink:
  2. not forgetting the Rampant Rabbit in the bedside drawer :wink:
  3. You forgot the teddy bear to cuddle as well...........................


  4. Ahhhhhhhhhh Poppy wants a hug :wink: :wink:
  5. YES PLEASE :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  6. Consider yourself hugged :D :wink: :D :wink:
  7. thank you - can I book you for every monday morning?

  8. Of course youg lady any other time or way I can be of assistance
  9. And here was me about to say that you probably need to cuddle the jackass (at the very least) if you want him to pay...

    Unless you're charging by the hour of course *ahem*

    Good call on the Rabbit though, Oz :wink:
  10. The Rabbit AKA "the pet"

    is possibly one of the most efficient machines known to man,

    I feel almost redundant in its presence :(

  11. I want an 5 legged South American Ocelot with a glass eye.
  12. To insert?
  13. Ahh! So thats why they call you Gimp :wink:
  14. A yes, the huge difference between ideals and reality. Take the old girl who lives three doors down from me; she has a troika of mangy cats that howl like banshees every night when they are f*cking on top of my bins, and a malnourished whippet that comes up and licks one's hoop when one is working under the car. As far as Mink and Jaguar goes, she has a pink parka with fake rabbit fur trim, and an E reg Ford Escort that has a back seat full of empty denture cleaner tubes. :D Mink? she doesn't know from Mink.

    Edited to avoid going to prison...
  15. That's mild. Friends of mine, when I last visited, had five dogs and four cats (they'd acquired an additional one of each since my previous visit). Two of the female dogs (mother and daughter), were in the habit of gang-banging one of the male cats...

    I can provide a link to pictures of the house where they lived at the time via PM, which includes an account of other one-off animal depravity, if anyone's interested.