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The "Thrapping" threshold

#1
It's an old cliche..."The police seem younger nowadays". I believe I have plumbed new depths though and have sighted a female conservative MP I "would do".

I give you:

Louise Bagshawe MP - Member of Parliament for Corby and East Northamptonshire

I am 35 years old and have seen a Conservative female Mp who I would love to abuse with kitchen utensils. There's a couple more as well but their names escape me. One was a close confident of Gordon Brown...she would have got it as well.

I maintain - spotting policemen/women whom you deem to be mere kids is no longer the benchmark of stepping one marching pace onto the grass of old-dom..it's spotting female MPs who would get it.

Anyone who claims Mo Mowlam gets jackpot and a crate!
 
#6
It's an old cliche..."The police seem younger nowadays". I believe I have plumbed new depths though and have sighted a female conservative MP I "would do".

I give you:

Louise Bagshawe MP - Member of Parliament for Corby and East Northamptonshire

I am 35 years old and have seen a Conservative female Mp who I would love to abuse with kitchen utensils. There's a couple more as well but their names escape me. One was a close confident of Gordon Brown...she would have got it as well.

I maintain - spotting policemen/women whom you deem to be mere kids is no longer the benchmark of stepping one marching pace onto the grass of old-dom..it's spotting female MPs who would get it.

Anyone who claims Mo Mowlam gets jackpot and a crate!
Wasn't she on 'Have I Got News Four You' the other week....she should keep her trap shut and just look pretty
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#7
It's an old cliche..."The police seem younger nowadays". I believe I have plumbed new depths though and have sighted a female conservative MP I "would do".

I give you:

Louise Bagshawe MP - Member of Parliament for Corby and East Northamptonshire

I am 35 years old and have seen a Conservative female Mp who I would love to abuse with kitchen utensils. There's a couple more as well but their names escape me. One was a close confident of Gordon Brown...she would have got it as well.

I maintain - spotting policemen/women whom you deem to be mere kids is no longer the benchmark of stepping one marching pace onto the grass of old-dom..it's spotting female MPs who would get it.

Anyone who claims Mo Mowlam gets jackpot and a crate!
That thing looks a lot like a teenage boy.. hmmmm... I wonder.. does she have any brothers..
 
#8
you know what will happen, her IT team will notice all the referals from here

"oh Ms Bagshawe, you apper to be popular with the armed forces, theres even a thread on this army site, maybe you should have a read"

she'll be found rocking in the corner of her office asking for some hot bleach and a screwdriver to get the images out of her head
 
#9
I would have most certainly shagged Virginia Bottomley when she was in her prime should I have been given the chance.

And that horny little Jewish bird who fucked up with the eggs when she was a minister and was also knocking John Major off.

And Jeffery Archers missis.

Tory bints win in shagability every time.
 
#12
Yes posh totty is the way forward, although I did enjoy the pleasures of a Labour MP, who sadly departed this vale of tears before she could be either deselected or have her expenses reviewed.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#15
I would have most certainly shagged Virginia Bottomley when she was in her prime should I have been given the chance.

And that horny little Jewish bird who fucked up with the eggs when she was a minister and was also knocking John Major off.

And Jeffery Archers missis.

Tory bints win in shagability every time.
We know you are dead, you won't be shagging anything.
 
#18
I would have most certainly shagged Virginia Bottomley when she was in her prime should I have been given the chance.

And that horny little Jewish bird who fucked up with the eggs when she was a minister and was also knocking John Major off.

And Jeffery Archers missis.

Tory bints win in shagability every time.
We know you are dead, you won't be shagging anything.
I am so sorry I forgot all about that.

Maybe I'll get to shag them when they die.
 

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