It's an old cliche..."The police seem younger nowadays". I believe I have plumbed new depths though and have sighted a female conservative MP I "would do". I give you: Louise Bagshawe MP - Member of Parliament for Corby and East Northamptonshire I am 35 years old and have seen a Conservative female Mp who I would love to abuse with kitchen utensils. There's a couple more as well but their names escape me. One was a close confident of Gordon Brown...she would have got it as well. I maintain - spotting policemen/women whom you deem to be mere kids is no longer the benchmark of stepping one marching pace onto the grass of old-dom..it's spotting female MPs who would get it. Anyone who claims Mo Mowlam gets jackpot and a crate!