The third world war has just started.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Steven, Oct 4, 2012.

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  1. Well it seems that those Mayan blokes might have been on the right track then.

    The Russians have sent troop to Syria to help the government while at the same time someone lobs a few shells at Turkey.

    Turkey have fired back so we now have Russia on one side and a NATO member on the other.

    Wonder if the Gleiwitz incident was widely reported and recognised for what it was at the time?

    Wonder if my Russian/German phrase book is still around anywhere!
  2. Cracking, let the Ruskis and Islamic fuckers kill each other.
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  3. does this mean I get to dust off my 58 pat and get issued a trusty SLR?

    Oh and can I take my shed as well. LOOK tits.

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  4. No you are too old, now get back into your wheel chair before I tell matron. :)
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  5. Seconded

    As long 'we' stay out of it I could'nt give a shiote.
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  6. Free gratis and for nothing.
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  7. Why thank you kind Sir, it does chafe like hell though and shrinks like buggery when I have a leakage.
  8. Great now ill have to stick a prescription request in early.
  9. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    At least we can bin all this existential Islamic fundamendalist nonsense and get back to some decent 'lines drawn in the sand' Cold War stuff.
  10. I have looked and don't see any tits.
  11. Obviously not looking hard enough. :grin:
  12. best pop down aldi and start panic buying then,now has anyone got a copy of protect and survive spare.
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  13. I'm still well in date to earn some more tin, crack on.
  14. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    I have an IPK with spare pegs and cord.
  15. Will there be medals??