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The Things They Sell Nowadays

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Dec 22, 2009.

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  1. JoeCivvie

    JoeCivvie LE

    Bought some stuff for a party on Sunday and wondered about the 8th and 9th items on the bill:

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    Any ideas why I immediately thought of Reni when I read it?

    The items were actually 'Crispy Cheesy Cocktail Sausages'.
     
    JoeCivvie, Dec 22, 2009
    #1
  2. Forks

    Forks

    Why do you live in Hong Kong?
     
    Forks, Dec 22, 2009
    #2
  3. HRHCharles

    HRHCharles Swinger

    What gave it away?
     
    HRHCharles, Dec 22, 2009
    #3
  4. JoeCivvie

    JoeCivvie LE

    Why not - someone's got too!
     
    JoeCivvie, Dec 22, 2009
    #4
  5. Forks

    Forks

    Market Place by Jasons actually.
     
    Forks, Dec 22, 2009
    #5
  6. putteesinmyhands

    putteesinmyhands LE

    You need to go back. You've under ordered on item 26.
     
    putteesinmyhands, Dec 22, 2009
    #6
  7. DavidBOC

    DavidBOC LE

    It is hard to tell on numbers 3 through 5 but if it stands for "CP boxed condoms - 50 pieces" he is having one hell of a party. Invite me!!

    On second thought, if they are Chinese condoms thay might be a bit small.
     
    DavidBOC, Dec 22, 2009
    #7
  8. JoeCivvie

    JoeCivvie LE

    Are you sure you'd really want to use a condom that cost HK$29 for 50? :D
     
    JoeCivvie, Dec 22, 2009
    #8
  9. vvaannmmaann

    vvaannmmaann LE

    Paper plates and plastic cups? Do they allow chavs into Honkers now?
     
    vvaannmmaann, Dec 22, 2009
    #9
  10. JoeCivvie

    JoeCivvie LE

    For teh kids. Makes it harder for them to glass each other.
     
    JoeCivvie, Dec 22, 2009
    #10
  11. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Roughly 5 pence each... I think I'd rather DIY one out of clingfilm :lol:
     
    Trans-sane, Dec 22, 2009
    #11
  12. RearWords

    RearWords LE

    I think a recipient would be in short supply. :lol:
     
    RearWords, Dec 23, 2009
    #12
  14. The_Snail

    The_Snail LE

    Is that because you two are still shagging?

    Aren't you banned from saying "lol" over the age of 40?
     
    The_Snail, Dec 23, 2009
    #13