The Things They Sell Nowadays

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Dec 22, 2009.

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  1. Bought some stuff for a party on Sunday and wondered about the 8th and 9th items on the bill:


    Any ideas why I immediately thought of Reni when I read it?

    The items were actually 'Crispy Cheesy Cocktail Sausages'.
  2. Why do you live in Hong Kong?
  3. What gave it away?
  4. Why not - someone's got too!
  5. Market Place by Jasons actually.
  6. You need to go back. You've under ordered on item 26.
  7. It is hard to tell on numbers 3 through 5 but if it stands for "CP boxed condoms - 50 pieces" he is having one hell of a party. Invite me!!

    On second thought, if they are Chinese condoms thay might be a bit small.
  8. Are you sure you'd really want to use a condom that cost HK$29 for 50? :D
  9. Paper plates and plastic cups? Do they allow chavs into Honkers now?
  10. For teh kids. Makes it harder for them to glass each other.
  11. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Roughly 5 pence each... I think I'd rather DIY one out of clingfilm :lol:
  12. I think a recipient would be in short supply. :lol:
  13. Is that because you two are still shagging?

    Aren't you banned from saying "lol" over the age of 40?