The Things They Sell Nowadays

#1
Bought some stuff for a party on Sunday and wondered about the 8th and 9th items on the bill:



Any ideas why I immediately thought of Reni when I read it?

The items were actually 'Crispy Cheesy Cocktail Sausages'.
 
#6
You need to go back. You've under ordered on item 26.
 
#7
It is hard to tell on numbers 3 through 5 but if it stands for "CP boxed condoms - 50 pieces" he is having one hell of a party. Invite me!!

On second thought, if they are Chinese condoms thay might be a bit small.
 
#8
DavidBOC said:
It is hard to tell on numbers 3 through 5 but if it stands for "CP boxed condoms - 50 pieces" he is having one hell of a party. Invite me!!

On second thought, if they are Chinese condoms thay might be a bit small.
Are you sure you'd really want to use a condom that cost HK$29 for 50? :D
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
JoeCivvie said:
DavidBOC said:
It is hard to tell on numbers 3 through 5 but if it stands for "CP boxed condoms - 50 pieces" he is having one hell of a party. Invite me!!

On second thought, if they are Chinese condoms thay might be a bit small.
Are you sure you'd really want to use a condom that cost HK$29 for 50? :D
Roughly 5 pence each... I think I'd rather DIY one out of clingfilm :lol:
 
#12
Trans-sane said:
JoeCivvie said:
DavidBOC said:
It is hard to tell on numbers 3 through 5 but if it stands for "CP boxed condoms - 50 pieces" he is having one hell of a party. Invite me!!

On second thought, if they are Chinese condoms thay might be a bit small.
Are you sure you'd really want to use a condom that cost HK$29 for 50? :D
Roughly 5 pence each... I think I'd rather DIY one out of clingfilm :lol:
I think a recipient would be in short supply. :lol:
 
#13
RearWords said:
Trans-sane said:
JoeCivvie said:
DavidBOC said:
It is hard to tell on numbers 3 through 5 but if it stands for "CP boxed condoms - 50 pieces" he is having one hell of a party. Invite me!!

On second thought, if they are Chinese condoms thay might be a bit small.
Are you sure you'd really want to use a condom that cost HK$29 for 50? :D
Roughly 5 pence each... I think I'd rather DIY one out of clingfilm :lol:
I think a recipient would be in short supply. :lol:
Is that because you two are still shagging?

Aren't you banned from saying "lol" over the age of 40?
 

Similar threads

Latest Threads

Top