The Things They Sell Nowadays

[JoeCivvie]

Bought some stuff for a party on Sunday and wondered about the 8th and 9th items on the bill:

Any ideas why I immediately thought of Reni when I read it?

The items were actually 'Crispy Cheesy Cocktail Sausages'.

 

[Forks]

Why do you live in Hong Kong?

 

[HRHCharles]

Why do you live in Hong Kong?

What gave it away?

 

[JoeCivvie]

Why not - someone's got too!

 

[Forks]

Why do you live in Hong Kong?

What gave it away?

Market Place by Jasons actually.

 

[putteesinmyhands]

You need to go back. You've under ordered on item 26.

 

[DavidBOC]

It is hard to tell on numbers 3 through 5 but if it stands for "CP boxed condoms - 50 pieces" he is having one hell of a party. Invite me!!

On second thought, if they are Chinese condoms thay might be a bit small.

 

[JoeCivvie]

It is hard to tell on numbers 3 through 5 but if it stands for "CP boxed condoms - 50 pieces" he is having one hell of a party. Invite me!!

On second thought, if they are Chinese condoms thay might be a bit small.

Are you sure you'd really want to use a condom that cost HK$29 for 50?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Paper plates and plastic cups? Do they allow chavs into Honkers now?

 

[JoeCivvie]

Paper plates and plastic cups? Do they allow chavs into Honkers now?

For teh kids. Makes it harder for them to glass each other.

 

[Trans-sane]

It is hard to tell on numbers 3 through 5 but if it stands for "CP boxed condoms - 50 pieces" he is having one hell of a party. Invite me!!

On second thought, if they are Chinese condoms thay might be a bit small.

Are you sure you'd really want to use a condom that cost HK$29 for 50?

Roughly 5 pence each... I think I'd rather DIY one out of clingfilm

 

[RearWords]

It is hard to tell on numbers 3 through 5 but if it stands for "CP boxed condoms - 50 pieces" he is having one hell of a party. Invite me!!

On second thought, if they are Chinese condoms thay might be a bit small.

Are you sure you'd really want to use a condom that cost HK$29 for 50?

Roughly 5 pence each... I think I'd rather DIY one out of clingfilm

I think a recipient would be in short supply.

 

[The_Snail]

It is hard to tell on numbers 3 through 5 but if it stands for "CP boxed condoms - 50 pieces" he is having one hell of a party. Invite me!!

On second thought, if they are Chinese condoms thay might be a bit small.

Are you sure you'd really want to use a condom that cost HK$29 for 50?

Roughly 5 pence each... I think I'd rather DIY one out of clingfilm

I think a recipient would be in short supply.

Is that because you two are still shagging?

Aren't you banned from saying "lol" over the age of 40?