The "Telly Tubbies" indeed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mitchthebar, Mar 17, 2009.

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  1. Mitchthebar

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  2. PrinceAlbert

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  3. Mitchthebar

    Mitchthebar War Hero

    You are very, very sick.
     
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    That blonde is a real babe! Imagine a 3some with her and sister. Or better yet, with mummy!
     
  5. Diago

    Diago Clanker

    OK who's up for shagging the Daughters then........LOL, I ve shagged worse
     
  6. unemployable

    unemployable Old-Salt

    Really sad story.
    And both the daughters weigh even more than i do!!!
    Both parents weigh 24st, is their bed reinforced!!
     
  7. one_pip_wonder

    one_pip_wonder Old-Salt

    Dear God, "We don't have time to diet" the girl is studying to be a hair dresser. Its not as if she's doing a doctorite in egyptology, I loved being a student as it ment I had loads of free time left after a part time job and studying to spend down the gym.
     
  8. schweik

    schweik LE

    They say they "don't have time to diet" - I say "spend less time filling your fat faces". And how can they claim they need more in benefits, when they've obviously got plenty of cash to spend on pies.

    Its a good advert for "workfare" though, where you have to do work allocated to you by the state to qualify for benefits. This lot could be given some healthy outdoor physical activity (like mending holes in the road, cleaning litter and dogsh1t off the streets etc) before being able to claim any benefits. They'd soon lose a bit of weight.
     
  9. Crank_Arms

    Crank_Arms Clanker

    Don't know how to lose weight ffs, how about selecting repitition instead of automatic on the pie delivery selector switch.... fat bastards :evil:
     
  10. MrMcNaul

    MrMcNaul Clanker

    It’s not our fault we can’t work. We deserve more.

    They deserve to be put down, too fat to work :roll: They are a pathetic excuse of a family. Fat people dont bother me but fat people who claim that their size is a disability disgust me. I wouldn't give them any money at all.
     
  11. fluffer

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  12. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP RIP

    I loveed the pears bit :D

    It's not like they're just fat, they're fcuking massive.
     
  13. allyjs

    allyjs War Hero

    Imagine the fun you could have with those bingo wings :D .
     
  14. unemployable

    unemployable Old-Salt

    Their GP may be able to provide free membership to a local leisure centre.
    This is offered by most GP's these days & would benefit this family even more.
    Their excuse that they can only watch TV all day on a borrowed set shows that in their own minds they are doing nothing wrong, but will be a burden to the NHS in years to come!!!