The Telephony for drunks...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Rocketeer, Jul 29, 2006.

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  1. Okay.. which one of you ARRSERS is in on this one? Sounds like a MDN scam to me.. but, hey.. if it makes a buck or two and it saves just one lad, then...

    A Cellphone aimed at drinkers is being put on sale in Britain [ story was in the Sunday Times so its got to be true, right? ] Samsung LP4100 targeted at hard living, hard drinking people [ squaddies all no doubt ] promising to help them avoid drunk driving and drunk dialling.. If the user has exceeded the drinking limit when blowing into the phone, it gives a warning. The phone can also block selected phone numbers in the address book such as former girlfriends, bezzers, bosses, parents and kebab houses...

    sadly, they are not on sale where I live...
     
  2. Drunken dialling, the cure ! SOLD what an excellent DTS tool
     


  3. Absolute quality!

    Mind you, anything that stops you minging-ringing must be a good idea! :D
     
  4. I can see it being passed around the group seeing who is most fcuked, prompting the losers to start hitting the shots to catch up. Fantastic.

    Where can I get one?
     
  5. It's a bit like the most recent ex - Mrs morty in that it makes annoying noises, costs a fortune and keeps banging on about how p!ssed I am. Bet ya can't shag it though.
     
  6. Surly the prefect drinking phone should include the following features;

    Ability to be dunked into a pint.

    Prevent the taxi driver from stealing it after you left it in a cab.

    Have a speed dial for the nearest cab.

    Tell you where the nearest kebab house is.

    Indestructible as its thrown across the street in a fit of rage.

    Tell you when the number the bird just gave you is a duff.

    any other ideas?
     
  7. The drink and dial blocker was set up by Virgin mobile in Australia. Not sure who is running it here but it has been a huge success over there.
     
  8. I can't see the point...That's half the evening's entertainment ruined!