The Taliban troop with an east London cab driver in its ranks

The problem with him is that every time he's told to attack, he gets on the radio and says he's delivering a pizza and will be there in 20 minutes.
Is it any less shocking for them when they find out that Muslims have joined the British Army? I can just see the 'Outrage Jingly' being boarded and fired up, only to come to a shuddering halt in a cloud of black smoke, whilst 'Outrage Donkeys' are brought up in support.

I thought the report was sensationalist crap and as such I am now going to spend the rest of the day trying to figure out how to wipe my arrse on a computer screen.

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