The Sweetest thing.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SKJOLD, Dec 22, 2004.

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  1. Its a great start to a great day. :D Last night I picked up Mrs SK from work, on returning to our flat. Some feckin students, youfs call them what you will, were walking in the middle of the road. So i drive past nice and slow so as not to kill them to be met with a barrage of abuse and filthy looks because they had to move.

    This morning driving myself to work I spot same group of youfs walking back home, at the bottom of a hill just before the area where all the melting snow collects.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    It must of been really cold that water, because they screamed really loud.

    SK :p
  2. Funny as fcuck, however I should point out that the number for Auto Windscreens is 0800 919 700 :lol:
  3. It wouldnt be the first time someone has smashed my windscreen . But just like the last person who did it theyll wish they hadnt.
  4. Good Skills SKJOLD.

    Wish I had been there to see that. :lol: :lol:
  5. Awesome! That would've been so cool to watch! At least it was for them! :oops: Sorry..

    Taxi for one?
  6. Excellent behaviour :lol: :lol:
  7. The Manouverist approach to beating the Chavs......

    Good Drills.

  8. What a great start to the Christmas holiday, serves the little Fcukers right! :D
  9. Sometime life is soooo sweet! :D
    I too have had my car vandalised after "chastising" local yoofs. My insurance went up £200 this year, but it was worth it to see the little cnuts sh*t themselves and, ever-so bravely, runaway after I decked the gobby one.
    Its great having friends in the local plod. :D
  10. Dame good order!! hope they enjoyed the splashing time!! bring back the birch I say!!!! :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D
  11. Dame Good Order? does she sit in the Lords?

    I'll get me coat anyway.............

    Good drills anyway SK :D :D :D

  12. Next time get Mrs SK to get one or two of them with the door of the motor as you speed past. Nothing worse than being taken down from behind :twisted:
  13. Good Effort - next time string a couple of 'em up by their tiny knobs and they won't EVER bother you again! :D