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Two old guys are pushing their trolleys around Tesco's when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does
she look like?"

The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing short shorts. What does your
wife look like?"

To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."
 
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