The summer is here and Ive got the horn, do you?

#1
It's been getting hotter recently and I keep wanting to ride most of the female species I see. That is if they aren't mongs or bloaters. I am not sure why, perhaps someone is putting Viagra in my coffee at work or its the hot weather. I went to a pole dancing bar a couple of weeks ago and saw lots of hot young tottie revealing their breakfast so maybe this is what set me off. All I know is that I have the horn and I can't get rid of it. Is it just me or could it be spreading throughout the known world?

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#2
SuperTrooper said:
It's been getting hotter recently and I keep wanting to ride most of the female species I see. That is if they aren't mongs or bloaters. I am not sure why, perhaps someone is putting Viagra in my coffee at work or its the hot weather. I went to a pole dancing bar a couple of weeks ago and saw lots of hot young tottie revealing their breakfast so maybe this is what set me off. All I know is that I have the horn and I can't get rid of it. Is it just me or could it be spreading throughout the known world?

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To quote an advert:: " is that the Pot Noodle horn"? :D :D
 

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#3
I thought at first that this was a really stupid question - my apologies now for that thought.

However the answer has to be YES.
It also is the same for 'Spring is here..........'
'Autumn is here ................'
'Winter is here.............' Yes (but well lagged)

Now I realise that only equates to approx 50% of the population (work it out) so surely the question should be asked of the distaff side to see if their reaction is similar.
 

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slick said:
http://www.funnyinside.com/mlpic481.shtml

very topical :lol:
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How true :( :wink:
 
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As I live on the beach (near as dammit) and work next to the beach and the season is here, the totty walking around very few stitches on makes for a beautiful life. The water's still a tad cold but a gentle bimble along the beach does wonders for the libido. The good thing is this starts every April and then runs through to the start of November. Then we get the local hairys again.
 

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Zofo said:
As I live on the beach (near as dammit) and work next to the beach and the season is here, the totty walking around very few stitches on makes for a beautiful life. The water's still a tad cold but a gentle bimble along the beach does wonders for the libido. The good thing is this starts every April and then runs through to the start of November. Then we get the local hairys again.
So you haven't really noticed then? :twisted: :D
 

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#14
Oooops
 
#15
Try being on duty in your dick-stickers eyeing a topless bird when she starts rubbing in the factor20. Verily summer is the season for the horn and the fast sprint to the water :D
 

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