The stupid things people say

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by shinyarrse, Mar 8, 2009.

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  1. Can't find a thread to put this in. One of our ocifers came into my office on thursday afternoon to pick up his ID card. He checked the details and then asked"What does the 188cm stand for?"
     
  2. Maybe he wraps it round his leg :thumright:
     
  3. They run an ad over here in the States on the radio for OnStar the vehicle communication system. The OnStar agent connects the lady who has just been in an accident through to the police who asks "Are you alright?". The lady responds "I think I've hurt my shoulder".
     
  4. Have you ever seen any of the BLONDESTAR ads on youtube ?
     
  5. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

  6. "I'm starving, let's order a pizza".

    Too soon?
     
  7. Squaddie Humour at it's best!!! :D
     
  8. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    I think a corker was said by Abraham Lincoln. "I'm bored tonight love. Lets take in a show". Appologies for nicking the line from Blackadder go to Ben Elton...