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The Straw mans Epitaph

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plw1970

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#1
Alas, poor scarecrow, he was a gentle man and a gentleman!
Worked all his life for no recognition and departed this world without a wake.

Boo Hoo!

We can’t let him go without a wake; lets have your suggestions of how best to send him of, and no funnies about cremation!

In the meantime, any of you ladies want to accompany me to his funeral?
:cry:
 
#2
plw1970 said:
Alas, poor scarecrow, he was a gentle man and a gentleman!
Worked all his life for no recognition and departed this world without a wake.

Boo Hoo!

We can’t let him go without a wake; lets have your suggestions of how best to send him of, and no funnies about cremation!

In the meantime, any of you ladies want to accompany me to his funeral?
:cry:
Scarecrow

And here he is, bless him.
 
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plw1970

Guest
#3
Thats not him, everyone knows that scarecrows don't have legs, they have a pole stuffed up their arrse!! 8O
 

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