The Straw mans Epitaph

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by plw1970, Oct 27, 2006.

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  1. Alas, poor scarecrow, he was a gentle man and a gentleman!
    Worked all his life for no recognition and departed this world without a wake.

    Boo Hoo!

    We can’t let him go without a wake; lets have your suggestions of how best to send him of, and no funnies about cremation!

    In the meantime, any of you ladies want to accompany me to his funeral?
  2. Scarecrow

    And here he is, bless him.
  3. Thats not him, everyone knows that scarecrows don't have legs, they have a pole stuffed up their arrse!! 8O
  4. Four threads about a scarecrow! You really are a prize t1t aren't you.