Lets put the unlimited talents of the ARRSE community together in the form of the greatest story ever to be told. This is how it should work. Below is the beggining of the story in a few sentences, and then 3 options labeled A), B) or C). The next poster then picks either of the 3 options and continues the story (adding a few sentences if neccesarry) and then adds their 3 options..A),B) or C) and so on and so on...............here it is. ------------- Last Friday I was reading a few post's on ARRSE and scratching my balls, while waiting anxiously for the working day to end. This was due to the fact that it was payday and tonight I was.... A)Going out to the closest town with a decent pub, with the lads to get plastered. B)Meeting some bird I met in the local kebab house, who comes with a mandatory beer goggle requirement. C)Going to watch Nemo on Ice with my best mate and his kid who claims its "what the scrote wants to see".