The Stork

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by old chef, May 29, 2012.

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  1. The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.

    Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asks the teacher, "Are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach..!!!"
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  2. Twq Americans had sex on a beach and helped the Japanese whale fleet.
  3. WTF?
  4. A wedding toast (which I actually did use once in a Best Man speech):

    Today's the day,
    tonight's the night,
    we've shot the Stork
    So you'll be all right!