The Stone Cutters - "We doooo"

#1
For those of you who haven't a clue

Now,

In other threads we've heard about how members of Arrse run semi successful companys, hold fairly High ranks within the army and other services, are Serving Police officers and I dare say we have a few resident Journo's.

Why aren't we abusing this by creating a "semi" secret society?

You know, wearing arrse socks and having the 'Holy Mark of Naafi' (Tattoo of a fat bird) on your neck/forearm/nose.

This way you can be identified by the arrsers who can give you discount or let you off with a speeding fine. Instead of the ruperts and their masons gag having us off we could be the ones doing the having off.

Think of the perks. Your about to get spammed with 10 extra's for parking a warrior in the adjt's reserved spot. Instead the adjt has a nasty 'fall' down some stairs and no longer needs his spot, therefore voiding your crime (okay sh1t example).

So who's up for it. Naturally I have fcuk all to offer I just want to accept the rewards of being a member. :D
 
#5
Bad_Crow said:
For those of you who haven't a clue

Now,

In other threads we've heard about how members of Arrse run semi successful companys, hold fairly High ranks within the army and other services, are Serving Police officers and I dare say we have a few resident Journo's.

Why aren't we abusing this by creating a "semi" secret society?

You know, wearing arrse socks and having the 'Holy Mark of Naafi' (Tattoo of a fat bird) on your neck/forearm/nose.

This way you can be identified by the arrsers who can give you discount or let you off with a speeding fine. Instead of the ruperts and their masons gag having us off we could be the ones doing the having off.

Think of the perks. Your about to get spammed with 10 extra's for parking a warrior in the adjt's reserved spot. Instead the adjt has a nasty 'fall' down some stairs and no longer needs his spot, therefore voiding your crime (okay sh1t example).

So who's up for it. Naturally I have fcuk all to offer I just want to accept the rewards of being a member. :D


A man after my own heart! Fraternal greetings, Brother! :twisted:
 
#8
On the "Cant offer fcuk all to this but want the free Guinness truck" that I heard, im in.
Well it sounded like a Guinness truck rolling past me house anyway. Was Earthquack.
 
#9
Bagsy Grand Pubar.

I'll also volunteer to collect the subs, £10 a week from all arrsers.

I hope you all appreciate this work i'm prepared to put in.
 
#10
Bagsy Grand Pubar.

I'll also volunteer to collect the subs, £10 a week from all arrsers.

I hope you all appreciate this work i'm prepared to put in.
 
#11
Isn't the 'hand'shake something to do with kneeling down blindfold with a mouthfull of freezespray? Or was I dreaming of MDN again?
 
#14
Brush_Dust_Shake said:
Can we have goats & pierced left nipples so we can "show me thy good left breast"? :wink:
Is that goatees & pierced nips? or

GOATS with pierced nips?

And do you have to take the goat with you everywhere, just incase you are required to show left breast, or is it solely for meetings?
 
#16
Have to choose another name. 'Stonecutters' has already been taken by that exclusive band of brothers who bravely eschewed the delights of Wanchai and Tsim Sha Tsui and took the opportunity to languish, for set periods of leisure, in the opulent delights of Stonecutters Island MCTC, Hong Kong Harbour.
 

Latest Threads

New Posts