The Statesman is he one of us?

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Kick-Ass style hero comes to UK | The Sun |News

THIS mysterious masked figure is The Statesman - the UK's very own superhero.
Looking like a character straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster the vigilante spends his evenings battling baddies on the streets of Birmingham.

And incredibly the anonymous crusader — who is a banker by day — claims he is part of a larger network of FOUR UK crime-fighters who team up to combat injustice.

Wearing a black mask, utility belt and Union Jack top, the former TA soldier uses skills he learnt in the forces and 14-years of boxing experience to keep the streets safe.
Is he one of our own?

Brum it's not Wedge is it?
 

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My money is on london native....
I thought london native was black, as well as a cold blooded killing machine? Carrying a bit of weight for a superhero not quite as in shape as Christian Bale.
 
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My money is on london native....
Isn't London native black? My money is on Mrrandom. The plod binned him so he's now become a vigilante on the mean streets of brum.

"Yam alroight? I'm a superhero I am loike"
 
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#11
I can say, with confidence, that it aint me! He's not wearing a piss bag.
 
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Your Ken Livingstone and I claim my 5 years fee issue of the 'Drainage Times' magazine....
 
#15
My money's on Western. Pissed off with plods inability to do the job right he's cracked and is taking matters into his own hands.
 
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Bravo_Bravo - his fuckwittery posts are part of the disgguise.
Seeing as his daughter can best him at indoor milling I'm expecting his superhero days to be over pretty quickly.
 
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My money's on Western. Pissed off with plods inability to do the job right he's cracked and is taking matters into his own hands.
No mate far better looking and slimmer than that and I have far better things to do with my time.

But you are right, I could do your job tied up in a holdall, however being a real policeman, that would be a challenge for us both. :)
 
#19
No mate far better looking and slimmer than that and I have far better things to do with my time.

But you are right, I could do your job tied up in a holdall, however being a real policeman, that would be a challenge for us both. :)
Spy walt :)
 
#20
He looks like he's fond of a pie or three when he's on his tea break.
 

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