The Statesman is he one of us?

Kick-Ass style hero comes to UK | The Sun |News

THIS mysterious masked figure is The Statesman - the UK's very own superhero.
Looking like a character straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster the vigilante spends his evenings battling baddies on the streets of Birmingham.

And incredibly the anonymous crusader — who is a banker by day — claims he is part of a larger network of FOUR UK crime-fighters who team up to combat injustice.

Wearing a black mask, utility belt and Union Jack top, the former TA soldier uses skills he learnt in the forces and 14-years of boxing experience to keep the streets safe.
Is he one of our own?

Brum it's not Wedge is it?
 

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Fronty

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the former TA soldier uses skills he learnt in the forces
I dread to think what skills he is using... The ability to make a cuppa? Extensive experience of filling in forms?
 
My money is on london native....
I thought london native was black, as well as a cold blooded killing machine? Carrying a bit of weight for a superhero not quite as in shape as Christian Bale.
 
My money is on london native....
Isn't London native black? My money is on Mrrandom. The plod binned him so he's now become a vigilante on the mean streets of brum.

"Yam alroight? I'm a superhero I am loike"
 

daywalker

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I thought london native was black, as well as a cold blooded killing machine? Carrying a bit of weight for a superhero not quite as in shape as Christian Bale.
That's what he led us to believe, all part of his master plan if you ask me !!!
 
I can say, with confidence, that it aint me! He's not wearing a piss bag.
 
Your Ken Livingstone and I claim my 5 years fee issue of the 'Drainage Times' magazine....
 
My money's on Western. Pissed off with plods inability to do the job right he's cracked and is taking matters into his own hands.
 
Bravo_Bravo - his fuckwittery posts are part of the disgguise.
Seeing as his daughter can best him at indoor milling I'm expecting his superhero days to be over pretty quickly.
 
My money's on Western. Pissed off with plods inability to do the job right he's cracked and is taking matters into his own hands.
No mate far better looking and slimmer than that and I have far better things to do with my time.

But you are right, I could do your job tied up in a holdall, however being a real policeman, that would be a challenge for us both. :)
 
No mate far better looking and slimmer than that and I have far better things to do with my time.

But you are right, I could do your job tied up in a holdall, however being a real policeman, that would be a challenge for us both. :)
Spy walt :)
 
He looks like he's fond of a pie or three when he's on his tea break.
 

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