The State Were In

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  1. In reply to another point on another thread Alsacien posted this:
    Which got me thinking, if the EU evolved similarly to the US what states would we see?

    Spain "The Retirement State" which, like Florida will have huge theme parks to try to bribe the kids to come and see their grandparents.

    Belgium "The Beer State"

    Germany "The Engineering State"

    What other 'handles' would you give to the other EU states?
     
  2. France home of the 'surrender monkey' state


    its cheap i know but plead Semi Darwinism this morning 8O
     
  3. "Taxi for Tatlock!"
     
  4. Switzerland the "Built on Nazi Gold" state.

    Hang on. Is the land of the cuckoo clock in the EU? I haven't got a fecking clue.
     
  5. Portugal - Land of the lazy

    Greece - Land of the imaginary Olive groves and every other farming scam that is draining the CAP (And don't get me started on the French)

    Belgium - Land of. . . .erm . . . well there's . . . .err. . . . Poirot?

    The Netherlands - Who cares? We're all stoned!

    Poland - The empty state (Population. 127)

    Romania - The Gypsie free state

    Demark - Where ugly women are killed at Birth
     
  6. Alsacien only got it partly right. The UK will be Eurpoe's dumping ground for chavs, work-shy, wasters, NEET's and the like. A sort of European Alcatraz. The museums will be emptied to use for accommodation for illegal immigrants.
     
  7. UK, the knife wielding Gangsta state.
     
  8. Oh do keep up! :roll:
     
  9. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Maybe we would end up like Andorra or Lichtenstein - offshore banking and tax free shopping for Europeans :)
     
  10. the uk, in shiit state
     
  11. Malta -- The smallest state

    Ireland - The free state?

    Italy - Silvio Berlusconi's playground and personal thiefdom
    or
    Italy - We've had more nasty PM's than Ashie

    Bulgaria - Ha Ha! Stupid batsards, you let us in!

    Slovenia - Arguably the most unspoilt country in the Union . . . . . .for now!

    Sweden - The home of decent porn

    Germany - The REAL home of decent porn

    Lithuania -- I bet you'd still struggle to find us even if we gave you a map
     
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    The Burberry State.
     
  13. Holland - The Krayshee Shexy State

    Greece - The Back Door State

    :D
     
  14. England - becomes "new detroit"
     
  15. The state we're in? A Police state, isn't it?