The State of Modern Porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TopBadger, Jul 16, 2009.

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  1. Now, i don't claim to be an authority on this issue (i'll leave that to MDN), but has anyone else noticed the worrying trend of decreased volumes of cum in facial shots in porn over the last 10-20 years?

    I mean, back in the early 90's, porn seemed to have a much higher volume of cum, girls got plastered with a motherload. Now, they barely get a dribble.

    What the f*ck is going on?
     
  2. Are you sure it was `proper cum` back then? Not a mixture of yoghurt and wallpaper paste!! Fukc me, some of the cum shots would leave a man dehydrated!!
     
  3. You're watching the wrong porn.
     
  4. Nail on the head.

    The porn you want to be watching involves women in there late 60's, with bald biker types plucking numerous piercings from their juiced beef curtains with bare teeth.

    The type of porn where a fine young gwaar complete with burning forest will fire frothy and creamy excrements all over an infant, and then slide said infant across a lino floor towards the german shepard in the corner with the bulging testicles.


    Edited because I ejaculated.
     
  5. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    The word you are looking for mate is Bukakia :)
     
  6. GGG - for the professional porn watcher ;)
     
  7. Seconded,what ever happened to Betty?Did she finally drown in jizz?
     
  8. That's the reason I do like modern porn
     
  9. Give me the old stuff anyday, proper birds with sussies on & blokes with taches. I can't be doing with plastic tits & tattoos on birds.
     
  10. Well I'm told by lots of girls that I look exactly like Peter North :p
     
  11. Aunt Peg, Ginger Lynn...... yesh pleash!
     
  12. aha, did your career start out in gay porn too then?
     
  13. You bunch of old codgers, stuck in the past, unwilling to embrace modern life.... Nowadays us kids get our kicks with the finest footage, produced in HD, broadband streamed straight to our desks... None of this grubbing in dads sock draw for old copies of penthouse... It's just jealousy in this thread, nothing more...
     
  14. Please DO forget Traci Lords since she started making porn films when she was 15 . It know it's not too likely but would you want to take your laptop to be repaired knowing there's a 15 year old porn star on the hard drive :oops:

    Anyway present day porn stars like Dillan Lauren , Ander Page , Flick Shagwell , Sasha Grey and Renee Richards are better than Traci