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The State of Modern Porn

#1
Now, i don't claim to be an authority on this issue (i'll leave that to MDN), but has anyone else noticed the worrying trend of decreased volumes of cum in facial shots in porn over the last 10-20 years?

I mean, back in the early 90's, porn seemed to have a much higher volume of cum, girls got plastered with a motherload. Now, they barely get a dribble.

What the f*ck is going on?
 
#2
Are you sure it was `proper cum` back then? Not a mixture of yoghurt and wallpaper paste!! Fukc me, some of the cum shots would leave a man dehydrated!!
 
#4
PrinceAlbert said:
You're watching the wrong porn.
Nail on the head.

The porn you want to be watching involves women in there late 60's, with bald biker types plucking numerous piercings from their juiced beef curtains with bare teeth.

The type of porn where a fine young gwaar complete with burning forest will fire frothy and creamy excrements all over an infant, and then slide said infant across a lino floor towards the german shepard in the corner with the bulging testicles.


Edited because I ejaculated.
 
#9
Donkey-Spanker said:
I don't watch modern porn, it's all so artificial it may as well be CGI. All the blokes are hung like like whales with the physique of an Olympian. All the birds are waxed, tanned and tooth-whitened. .
That's the reason I do like modern porn
 
#10
Give me the old stuff anyday, proper birds with sussies on & blokes with taches. I can't be doing with plastic tits & tattoos on birds.
 
#11
Donkey-Spanker said:
Spanny said:
Donkey-Spanker said:
I don't watch modern porn, it's all so artificial it may as well be CGI. All the blokes are hung like like whales with the physique of an Olympian. All the birds are waxed, tanned and tooth-whitened. .
That's the reason I do like modern porn
You like to see well hung, muscular naked blokes? Good for you.
Well I'm told by lots of girls that I look exactly like Peter North :p
 
#13
Spanny said:
Donkey-Spanker said:
Spanny said:
Donkey-Spanker said:
I don't watch modern porn, it's all so artificial it may as well be CGI. All the blokes are hung like like whales with the physique of an Olympian. All the birds are waxed, tanned and tooth-whitened. .
That's the reason I do like modern porn
You like to see well hung, muscular naked blokes? Good for you.
Well I'm told by lots of girls that I look exactly like Peter North :p
aha, did your career start out in gay porn too then?
 
#14
You bunch of old codgers, stuck in the past, unwilling to embrace modern life.... Nowadays us kids get our kicks with the finest footage, produced in HD, broadband streamed straight to our desks... None of this grubbing in dads sock draw for old copies of penthouse... It's just jealousy in this thread, nothing more...
 
#15
Donkey-Spanker said:
GT2001 said:
Aunt Peg, Ginger Lynn...... yesh pleash!
Don't forget Seka, Desireé Cousteau, Traci Lords, Vanessa Del Rio and Chessie Moore. So many fond memories :D
Please DO forget Traci Lords since she started making porn films when she was 15 . It know it's not too likely but would you want to take your laptop to be repaired knowing there's a 15 year old porn star on the hard drive :oops:

Anyway present day porn stars like Dillan Lauren , Ander Page , Flick Shagwell , Sasha Grey and Renee Richards are better than Traci
 
#16
Spanny said:
Donkey-Spanker said:
GT2001 said:
Aunt Peg, Ginger Lynn...... yesh pleash!
Don't forget Seka, Desireé Cousteau, Traci Lords, Vanessa Del Rio and Chessie Moore. So many fond memories :D

Please DO forget Traci Lords since she started making porn films when she was 15
. It know it's not too likely but would you want to take your laptop to be repaired knowing there's a 15 year old porn star on the hard drive :oops:

Anyway present day porn stars like Dillan Lauren , Ander Page , Flick Shagwell , Sasha Grey and Renee Richards are better than Traci
Link?
(serious mode on) dont do that :D
 
#18
The worst thing about modern porn, apart from the plastic actors, is the lack of soundtrack.

In the good old CCCs, as young troops in BFG, it was our introduction to basic German - as well as the moaning and groaning of the players as they apparently enjoyed themselves.

In fact my first chat up line to a German chick was - " Ganz in Farben" - she looked at me with sheer amazement!

Re CCC films, I did read an article once that large quantities of target paste and Coronation Condensed Milk were sometimes used as props.
 
#20
Best porn in the world is home-made, especially the sort that gets 'released' to the wrong people - i.e me. I've released buckets of seed over videos of mate's wives being drilled, and the hairier the clunge the better. My all time seed spiller was one of a stables bird from RSA being nailed by my 29 Cdo RA buddy. He knew we'd set a camera up in the room so he did a show that Ron Jeremy would be proud of. The ass eating finale actually made me sob as I climaxed.
 

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