The State of ARRSE - Admin Speaks

#1
One of the few joys of running the bloody thing is that I get to start my own threads and make them sticky!

I've decided to post the rules for my new game which I think will take over from Mornington Crescent as the official site game.

The rules

1. Players will take it in turns to post to a thread. Each post must contain at least one of the following statements


  • ARRSE used to be much better
  • The site is full of never served losers & wannabees (apart from me)
  • Moderation is far too lax/severe (players must alternate)

2. The winner is the last person to remain alive

3. The thread must be reincarnated every 2-3 months
 
#2
One of the few joys of running the bloody thing is that I get to start my own threads and make them sticky!

I've decided to post the rules for my new game which I think will take over from Mornington Crescent as the official site game.

The rules

1. Players will take it in turns to post to a thread. Each post must contain at least one of the following statements


  • ARRSE used to be much better
  • The site is full of never served losers & wannabees (apart from me)
  • Moderation is far too lax/severe (players must alternate)

2. The winner is the last person to remain alive

3. The thread must be reincarnated every 2-3 months


Thumpingtong's rules or old Neathsmiths variations are much more fun then yours.

Added after actually reading the whole thing:)
 
#3
What days Payday??
 
#4
ARRSE did used to be much better - when is Cernunnos going to post the next chapter of his wondrous life story?

Then ARRSE will be better again, for a while.
 

Auld-Yin

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
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#5
One of the few joys of running the bloody thing is that I get to start my own threads and make them sticky!

I've decided to post the rules for my new game which I think will take over from Mornington Crescent as the official site game.

The rules

1. Players will take it in turns to post to a thread. Each post must contain at least one of the following statements


  • ARRSE used to be much better
  • The site is full of never served losers & wannabees (apart from me)
  • Moderation is far too lax/severe (players must alternate)

2. The winner is the last person to remain alive

3. The thread must be reincarnated every 2-3 months
Who is going to be the Moderator then?
 
#6
One of the few joys of running the bloody thing is that I get to start my own threads and make them sticky!

I've decided to post the rules for my new game which I think will take over from Mornington Crescent as the official site game.

The rules

1. Players will take it in turns to post to a thread. Each post must contain at least one of the following statements


  • ARRSE used to be much better
  • The site is full of never served losers & wannabees (apart from me)
  • Moderation is far too lax/severe (players must alternate)

2. The winner is the last person to remain alive

3. The thread must be reincarnated every 2-3 months
Can we also have some more pretend martyrdom in the face of tyranny?
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#7
Forastero has been reading my PM's again, he's dreadful where do I complain?
Can I get a penis extension on the NHS?
I don't think I'm going to be good at this game.
Can we do naked twister?
 
Z

Zarathustra

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#8
Forastero has been reading my PM's again, he's dreadful where do I complain?
Can I get a penis extension on the NHS?
I don't think I'm going to be good at this game.
Can we do naked twister?
Start a thread about it, NAAFI seems like the ideal place.
 
#9
On the subject of Army Rumours, I heard one that someone on here had been in the Army, once*. Can anyone confirm?

*It wasn't me. I was a dolphin trainer.
 
#11
Typical. Mods and commoners ignoring the rules.


  • ARRSE used to be much better
 
#12
Forastero has been reading my PM's again, he's dreadful where do I complain?
Can I get a penis extension on the NHS?
I don't think I'm going to be good at this game.
Can we do naked twister?

Only if you put a plaster on your cold sore! :eye:
 
#13
Have we started yet? ARRSE has never served, just waited at table in the mess and I used to be much better. Is that ok?
 
#18
SMLE? Was that like an SA80 but made of wood?
It had LOTS of wood, all the way up the barrel AND a brass plate on the butt with a sweet little hidey place where you could store your pull through and oil bottle AND an adjustable backsight (not backside Mr Jarrod) and a kind of knob thing on the end to hold a HUGE bayonet thingy. Weighed 8lb if I remember aright.
 

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