The State of ARRSE - Admin Speaks

Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by Bad CO, Apr 19, 2013.

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  1. Bad CO

    Bad CO LE Admin Reviews Editor Gallery Guru

    One of the few joys of running the bloody thing is that I get to start my own threads and make them sticky!

    I've decided to post the rules for my new game which I think will take over from Mornington Crescent as the official site game.

    The rules

    1. Players will take it in turns to post to a thread. Each post must contain at least one of the following statements


    • ARRSE used to be much better
    • The site is full of never served losers & wannabees (apart from me)
    • Moderation is far too lax/severe (players must alternate)

    2. The winner is the last person to remain alive

    3. The thread must be reincarnated every 2-3 months
     
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  2. Thumpingtong's rules or old Neathsmiths variations are much more fun then yours.

    Added after actually reading the whole thing:)
     
  3. What days Payday??
     
  4. ARRSE did used to be much better - when is Cernunnos going to post the next chapter of his wondrous life story?

    Then ARRSE will be better again, for a while.
     
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Who is going to be the Moderator then?
     
  6. Can we also have some more pretend martyrdom in the face of tyranny?
     
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  7. Forastero has been reading my PM's again, he's dreadful where do I complain?
    Can I get a penis extension on the NHS?
    I don't think I'm going to be good at this game.
    Can we do naked twister?
     
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  8. Start a thread about it, NAAFI seems like the ideal place.
     
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  9. On the subject of Army Rumours, I heard one that someone on here had been in the Army, once*. Can anyone confirm?

    *It wasn't me. I was a dolphin trainer.
     
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  10. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    SO what is stopping you start it - scared?
     
  11. Typical. Mods and commoners ignoring the rules.


    • ARRSE used to be much better
     

  12. Only if you put a plaster on your cold sore! :eye:
     
  13. Have we started yet? ARRSE has never served, just waited at table in the mess and I used to be much better. Is that ok?
     
  14. You forgot one vital thing.
    You must mention 'that rifle' at least once a week.
     
  15. Which rifle?