. Tis Halloween tonight and no doubt I'll have a constant stream of trick or treaters ringing my doorbell every 5 minutes all evening. I have no gripe about trick or treating itself, we all did it as kids, and the youngsters seem to quite enjoy it. However, what I do have a gripe about is the abundance of shite trick or treaters that simply haven't bothered their arrse. Some youngsters really put effort in, but last year I had two older teenagers knock on my door, in their trackies, asking for money. No costume, no decent trick, they just stuck their mitt out and asked for a quid. When I asked why they replied "It's trick or treat innit". Later on in the evening I had some kids knock on my door wearing just a bin liner, never said a word, just held out a Tesco carrierbag. When I asked for a trick they never had anything prepared. They're nothing more than beggars. I don't mind rewarding good work. But I'll be fucked if I'm handing anything over to scrotes that haven't bothered. I might cook up some toffee onions or chocolate ExLax covered sweets ... "Gimme some sweets It's trick or treat innit Brapp Brapp" "Here you go enjoy". Cunts.