I was at a New Deal for young people thing yesterday - yes I'm on it too. There were 10 of us in the room with a 'mentor' giving a presentation. He asked "how many of you are there in here?", he was about to give out some forms and wanted to know if he had enough. After a short pause this happened. Chav 1: "ders 9 ov us in er" Chav 2: "yer, 9 innit" Chav 3: "9" Mentor: "There's 10 of you here, you must have forgotten to count yourselves" Clever chav: "der iz 12 coz u ave 9 + chav1 + chav2 + chav3, coz thay forgot to count demselfs" The room then went silent, whilst most were trying to work it out. I sat back and smiled to myself, wandering why I'd been put on the course!!!! Anyone else got anything similar?