• ARRSE have partnered with Armadillo Merino to bring you an ARRSE exclusive, generous discount offer on their full price range.
    To keep you warm with the best of Merino gear, visit www.armadillomerino.co.uk and use the code: NEWARRSE40 at the checkout to get 40% off!
    This superb deal has been generously offered to us by Armadillo Merino and is valid until midnight on the the 28th of February.

The Sporting Arrse

#1
Was perusing the sports pages of the local fishwrap and got caught up in the latest professional sports league to hit the local area: "Lingerie Football" [ i.e. American style stuff, funny shaped ball, helmets and nubile young women in lace undies tackling each other ] and I wondered what passed for pleasurable leisure time viewing amongst the Arrse community.

I am rather partial to women's curling.. The thought of the' skip' bent over, clutching a broom, butt in the air, screaming ' harder! harder!' while getting her rocks off..well...

I suppose, from other threads here, women's tennis is a given.

And, I note, that the British Women's Beach Volleyball Team has sold their arrses and will have a downloadable box/barcode 'displayed' on their bikini bottoms so that anyone snapping a photo with a data device/mobile phone w/apps can scan their butts and go online for something or other which will put money in their expense account to keep the team in scanty panties and chips. [ assuming, of course, that their butts will be the -er- focus or attention during the match and the 'view' most sports/news photographers will concentrate on.

So, what are Arrsers's sports passions? Sychronized swimming? Women's horse jumping [oh, those boots and riding crops! ]....


I suppose the illiterate among you will need pictorials/ visual aids...feel free to assist
 
#8
Snooker? Is there a Women's 'Professional' League?

All that stroking of sticks and potting balls in holes..

Fnarr fnarr

Not too sure about darts, though.. giving women pointy, sharpy things is asking for trouble, don't you think?
 
#9
Personally, I am a fan of the All England Over 80's Nudist Leapfrog Team.
The scoring system is a doddle. Minus 4 pts for a refusal, and minus 8 pts for a wrong'un, and plus 10 for a full house (all 8 members over without recourse to use of inhalers)
With all those wrinkles you often see a wrong'un, but with Viagra now accepted, not so many refusals.
 
#10
DeadHorse.. I'm talking 'real ' sports, here.

Roller Derby and Women's Professional Wrestling.. [ not the mud kind, mind... still, if there's nothing else on the TV on a Saturday afternoon.. ]
 
#12
Women Sailing by Rampant Gian
Sailing Photo of the Day: Sailing with the Girls[/h]Sailing isn’t all rough weather and burly dudes. Sometimes it’s nice to kick back and enjoy a day out sailing with the girls. Who needs real work when you can work on your tan. Screw the economy – let’s go sailing!
Now you know what they mean when they call us “sailing bums”.
Although we like to keep or bikinis on, we hear there are some who do away with clothing all together while sailing and like to go boating completely naked. At least that’s the story at Yachtpals this week: Naked Boating
What naughty yachties!
 
#15
I wondered what passed for pleasurable leisure time viewing amongst the Arrse community.
I was rather taken with the Women's World Cup (it was on BBC2). Quite elegant, I thought, and made our manly Premiership role model heroes look like the fucking bellends that they mostly are.

I suppose the illiterate among you will need pictorials/ visual aids...feel free to assist
You are correct in your supposition. Unless you would prefer 1000 words?

I give you: Hope Solo, Goalkeeper, USA

hope-solo-2.jpg

Some more here:

Soccer girls pictures | Olympic Girls

Rachel Unitt in pink Mmmm Nom Nom Nom.....

Defence Rests.

*Must add that I thought the pitches could do with being a bit smaller; the poor dears were running out of puff too early. Oh, and they didn't show them all in the big bath after the game, which I thought was a bit disappointing...
 
#16
I am currently serving on the security detail for the Women's Rugby Challenge.. Canada, US, England, South Africa, Kiwis and Aussies teams.. While some of the more athletic types look like 2 ton Bedfords in skirts [ complete with mud flaps ], particularly one young lady from Newcastle, I happened to bump into.. [ after I got back up, I had a nice talk, if that's the word.. as I only caught one word in three that sounded close to ' English ' to me. ]..there are more than a few I wouldn't mind trading 'positional play' scenarios with.. if I thought my heart could stand the strain..or my body.. some of them sport some killer thighs that would make an anaconda weep over their crushing power...
 
#17
I am currently serving on the security detail for the Women's Rugby Challenge.. Canada, US, England, South Africa, Kiwis and Aussies teams.. While some of the more athletic types look like 2 ton Bedfords in skirts [ complete with mud flaps ], particularly one young lady from Newcastle, I happened to bump into.. [ after I got back up, I had a nice talk, if that's the word.. as I only caught one word in three that sounded close to ' English ' to me. ]..there are more than a few I wouldn't mind trading 'positional play' scenarios with.. if I thought my heart could stand the strain..or my body.. some of them sport some killer thighs that would make an anaconda weep over their crushing power...

What a way to die though ! :nod: