The Spanish

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Jerrycan2793, Aug 4, 2013.

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  1. The spaniards are getting a bit gobby over Gibraltar.

    If it all kicks off how capable are they when it comes to fighting? Could we do em in?

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  2. No, We have no Military left.
  3. It's high time we stood up to these wankers.

    Ban all Spanish fruit and veg imports for 2 weeks, leave it to rot in Calais.

    Show the cunts what it's like to be out- cunted by real cunts.
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  4. Blow up a train and tell them to fuck off. Worked for AQ
  5. Surface a submarine off the Gib coast (again) see whether they want to argue. Their newer subs are encountering an issue of being too heavy and therefore may not surface if put to see, someone supposedly put a decimal point in the wrong place.
  6. I know we have no military left but do they have anything? A load of pissed up redundant squaddies could be given beer money and a ticket to Spain that would surely fuck em up

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  7. I'm not sure how it has managed to post two threads? Mods

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    Posts merged - Guns
  8. Didn't we do this last week or am I suffering from groundhogdaysyndrome
  9. Hmmm, Dago's using historical a territorial dispute to whip up the natives and take attention away from their own domestic economic problems!

    Who would have believed it?
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  10. worked for us in '82 and '03.....
  11. Ballsy from a country who's principal generator of GDP is British tourism.
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  12. The spicks can not afford to have a fight.
  13. Do we not? Any idea who all the people in uniform are who are living on the (apparently) ex-British Army barracks just up the road from where I live then?

    You dog fellating fucking spastic.
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  14. As usual, Shakespeare got there first: