The snails pants

#1
This isn't just any old auction, oh no. This isn't for a piece of ww2 history, or something useful like a can of fuel, no, this is even better than that. We have here a pair of the snails pants, yes she is down to 11 pairs now, looks like June's pair will have to do two months.



size 10 - 12 with the legend 'He shoots, he scores' on them.

can be supplied either worn or un-worn, winner to specify preference.
 
#2
you are STRONGLY advised to go for the 'unworn' option to prevent being followed home by every cat in the neighbourhood who suspects you of smuggling 3 month out of date kippers in your cagoule pocket!!!
 
#3
I like that Jacket as well.
 
#4
I hope you've done a full risk assessment on these?

The H&S aspects would be similar to Sellafield dumping their shite over NW England.
 
#5
next auction is for an S10 and haversack
 
#6
theoriginalphantom said:
next auction is for an S10 and haversack
Oy stop selling the diffies, the pants are for sale.
 
#7
The_Snail said:
theoriginalphantom said:
next auction is for an S10 and haversack
Oy stop selling the diffies, the pants are for sale.
from my extra kit, not yours
 
#8
Are wheel spins included? If so £5 :oops:
 
#11
shortarms said:
Are wheel spins included? If so £5 :oops:
they can be arranged at no extra cost.
 
#14
The_Rattler said:
have you got any army issue shredies femail type
Green WRAC knickers.

You have to pay a lot of money for them and I have got the skirt to go with it.

How many pennies for the Begging Bowl would you give for that?
 
#15
Please confirm that they do not arrive complete with a picture of Dale wearing them as I'm not overly fond of spiders legs?

£8
 
#16
As you may or not have noticed, I am having a clear out of my house/kit I haven't signed for/stuff I don't need.

FG - a tenner? I had you down for at least £25.

MDN what will £25 buy?

BTW, all proceeds are going to the hamster fund. Less for sensible stuff.
 
#17
I'll offer £15 if they get incinerated before they're released onto the general public. Bleurgh!!! :puker:
 
#18
the_matelot said:
I'll offer £15 if they get incinerated before they're released onto the general public. Bleurgh!!! :puker:
If you win then I'll have them cremated and you can have the ashes.
 
#19
the_matelot said:
I'll offer £15 if they get incinerated before they're released onto the general public. Bleurgh!!! :puker:
Shippers, the harry is free.
 
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