The snails pants

[theoriginalphantom]

This isn't just any old auction, oh no. This isn't for a piece of ww2 history, or something useful like a can of fuel, no, this is even better than that. We have here a pair of the snails pants, yes she is down to 11 pairs now, looks like June's pair will have to do two months.

size 10 - 12 with the legend 'He shoots, he scores' on them.

can be supplied either worn or un-worn, winner to specify preference.

 

[bigbird67]

you are STRONGLY advised to go for the 'unworn' option to prevent being followed home by every cat in the neighbourhood who suspects you of smuggling 3 month out of date kippers in your cagoule pocket!!!

 

[The_Snail]

I like that Jacket as well.

 

[The-Lord-Flasheart]

I hope you've done a full risk assessment on these?

The H&S aspects would be similar to Sellafield dumping their shite over NW England.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

next auction is for an S10 and haversack

 

[The_Snail]

next auction is for an S10 and haversack

Oy stop selling the diffies, the pants are for sale.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

next auction is for an S10 and haversack

Oy stop selling the diffies, the pants are for sale.

from my extra kit, not yours

 

[shortarms]

Are wheel spins included? If so £5

 

[The_Rattler]

have you got any army issue shredies femail type

 

[wedge35]

Can you get syphilis twice? If not, £6.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Are wheel spins included? If so £5

they can be arranged at no extra cost.

 

[heidtheba]

next auction is for an S10 and haversack

Oy stop selling the diffies, the pants are for sale.

from my extra kit, not yours

I'll chuck in a 07 one if required.

 

[Father_Gundulph]

Are wheel spins included? If so £5

they can be arranged at no extra cost.

In that case £10

F_G

 

[The_Snail]

have you got any army issue shredies femail type

Green WRAC knickers.

You have to pay a lot of money for them and I have got the skirt to go with it.

How many pennies for the Begging Bowl would you give for that?

 

[Sapper145]

Please confirm that they do not arrive complete with a picture of Dale wearing them as I'm not overly fond of spiders legs?

£8

 

[The_Snail]

As you may or not have noticed, I am having a clear out of my house/kit I haven't signed for/stuff I don't need.

FG - a tenner? I had you down for at least £25.

MDN what will £25 buy?

BTW, all proceeds are going to the hamster fund. Less for sensible stuff.

 

[the_matelot]

I'll offer £15 if they get incinerated before they're released onto the general public. Bleurgh!!!

 

[theoriginalphantom]

I'll offer £15 if they get incinerated before they're released onto the general public. Bleurgh!!!

If you win then I'll have them cremated and you can have the ashes.

 

[The_Snail]

I'll offer £15 if they get incinerated before they're released onto the general public. Bleurgh!!!

Shippers, the harry is free.

 

[Father_Gundulph]

20 squids to save this pair, but send the two month pair after said 2 month period...