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The snails pants

Discussion in 'Charity Auctions' started by theoriginalphantom, Jun 4, 2008.

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  1. theoriginalphantom

    theoriginalphantom LE

    This isn't just any old auction, oh no. This isn't for a piece of ww2 history, or something useful like a can of fuel, no, this is even better than that. We have here a pair of the snails pants, yes she is down to 11 pairs now, looks like June's pair will have to do two months.

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    size 10 - 12 with the legend 'He shoots, he scores' on them.

    can be supplied either worn or un-worn, winner to specify preference.
     
    theoriginalphantom, Jun 4, 2008
    #1
  2. bigbird67

    bigbird67 LE

    you are STRONGLY advised to go for the 'unworn' option to prevent being followed home by every cat in the neighbourhood who suspects you of smuggling 3 month out of date kippers in your cagoule pocket!!!
     
    bigbird67, Jun 4, 2008
    #2
  3. The_Snail

    The_Snail LE

    I like that Jacket as well.
     
    The_Snail, Jun 4, 2008
    #3
  4. The-Lord-Flasheart

    The-Lord-Flasheart LE

    I hope you've done a full risk assessment on these?

    The H&S aspects would be similar to Sellafield dumping their shite over NW England.
     
    The-Lord-Flasheart, Jun 4, 2008
    #4
  5. theoriginalphantom

    theoriginalphantom LE

    next auction is for an S10 and haversack
     
    theoriginalphantom, Jun 4, 2008
    #5
  6. The_Snail

    The_Snail LE

    Oy stop selling the diffies, the pants are for sale.
     
    The_Snail, Jun 4, 2008
    #6
  7. theoriginalphantom

    theoriginalphantom LE

    from my extra kit, not yours
     
    theoriginalphantom, Jun 4, 2008
    #7
  8. shortarms

    shortarms LE

    Are wheel spins included? If so £5 :oops:
     
    shortarms, Jun 4, 2008
    #8
  9. The_Rattler

    The_Rattler LE

    have you got any army issue shredies femail type
     
    The_Rattler, Jun 4, 2008
    #9
  10. wedge35

    wedge35 LE

    Can you get syphilis twice? If not, £6.
     
    wedge35, Jun 4, 2008
    #10
  11. theoriginalphantom

    theoriginalphantom LE

    they can be arranged at no extra cost.
     
    theoriginalphantom, Jun 4, 2008
    #11
  12. heidtheba

    heidtheba LE

    I'll chuck in a 07 one if required.
     
    heidtheba, Jun 4, 2008
    #12
  13. Father_Gundulph

    Father_Gundulph LE

    In that case £10

    F_G
     
    Father_Gundulph, Jun 4, 2008
    #13
  14. The_Snail

    The_Snail LE

    Green WRAC knickers.

    You have to pay a lot of money for them and I have got the skirt to go with it.

    How many pennies for the Begging Bowl would you give for that?
     
    The_Snail, Jun 4, 2008
    #14
  16. Sapper145

    Sapper145 War Hero

    Please confirm that they do not arrive complete with a picture of Dale wearing them as I'm not overly fond of spiders legs?

    £8
     
    Sapper145, Jun 4, 2008
    #15
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