The Snail


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Why are you thinking about me in an arse less nighty on a Friday lunchtime? Weirdo.
Hmm. I go away for a moment to flog a couple of Jet-Skis on eBay and what happens? Preverts are peering up my sisters kilt. Hit them with a stick Hun.

You on for Sunday dinner at the Blue Lion? Cousin Rab will be there buts its OK, he has an ankle tag.
I don't think I'll bother thanks.

Watching you two is like watching two teenage girls having a blob strop.
Except that usually only lasts a few days and only once a month.

This is as about as much fun as rummaging in the bins round the back of the Calcutta branch of Lidl.
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