The Snail

Bugger. Right after she told me she'd received the underwear this morning that I sent her.
Yeah. Cheers for that. If I'd have worn them, I would have looked as if I lived here.
 

cent05zr70

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It's your own fault for sending her a pair of your worn off white y-fronts with a big skidmark up the back! :D
And the front, don't forget. Wear once. turn around, twice. Inside out, three times. Turn around, four times. Really saves on dhoby bills.
 

AlienFTM

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And the front, don't forget. Wear once. turn around, twice. Inside out, three times. Turn around, four times. Really saves on dhoby bills.
Spoken like a true hussar. I'd salute you if I didn't think you'd worked for a living.
 
And like magic, Broken_Brain Begins_Bashing within 5 minutes of me perusing Arrse this morning. His incessant referrals to this kind of activity as "bashing the mong button" certainly appear to be bearing fruit - strange fruit at that:

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He's not fixated at all, no siree.

I'm surprised someone with his "issues" is allowed to play with a box of Airfix soldiers, never mind real ones.:mrgreen:
Cheers bitchtits.

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You fat bitey mess.

@HappyNomad
 
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cent05zr70

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My word, ain't you a scream. Been taking lessons from Pants O'flame?
You thick prick.
 

cent05zr70

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Faeces, urine and sperm...... all in one neat package for the nurse at your next medical.....
Nah. I sling 'em in the river every four days. No DNA evidence left lying around.
 
My word, ain't you a scream. Been taking lessons from Pants O'flame?
You thick prick.
Are you shitting on my lovely thread?

Take your fucking handbags elsewhere or I'll have to say swear words.
 
I'm honoured - you've kept those all this time.

I've never said I don't use them unlike your lying, Broken_Brained self, you Bitey_Bullshitter.
I hand them out to especially deserving Arrsers.
Well you're certainly an Arrse & very "special" indeed. :mrgreen:

Projecting your emotion driven, bitey self onto others doesn't make them fit your (cracked) mould.
Now be a dear; contact your mental health counsellor & tell them your medications not working, again, you
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Of course I'm healthy. I've just taken my Harrods bag for a wander down to the No Smoking bench for a quick swear and a conversation in normal tones. It was actually on the doctor's orders because after being asleep for a week and a half (it really is - I've been here since last Monday) or completely off my mammaries, I'm starting to get back to my usual irritatingly chirpy self. I only do it to annoy people. I want to kill them really but it's not the polite thing to do.
 
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