And like magic, Broken_Brain Begins_Bashing within 5 minutes of me perusing Arrse this morning. His incessant referrals to this kind of activity as "bashing the mong button" certainly appear to be bearing fruit - strange fruit at that:
I've never said I don't use them unlike your lying, Broken_Brained self, you Bitey_Bullshitter.
I hand them out to especially deserving Arrsers.
Well you're certainly an Arrse & very "special" indeed.
Projecting your emotion driven, bitey self onto others doesn't make them fit your (cracked) mould.
Now be a dear; contact your mental health counsellor & tell them your medications not working, again, you
Of course I'm healthy. I've just taken my Harrods bag for a wander down to the No Smoking bench for a quick swear and a conversation in normal tones. It was actually on the doctor's orders because after being asleep for a week and a half (it really is - I've been here since last Monday) or completely off my mammaries, I'm starting to get back to my usual irritatingly chirpy self. I only do it to annoy people. I want to kill them really but it's not the polite thing to do.