The Snail

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by PrinceAlbert, Jan 17, 2013.

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  2. How many people have actually met the Snail? I like her wit & charm from her posts on this site, she seems like my ideal woman.
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  3. Wonder what would happen these days if you let your kid walk to school on one of them bad boys
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  4. most of use who have met her are in some kind of therapy.

    Did you know it's possible to get passive alcoholism?
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  5. I'm already half way there so I might as well go full circle.
  6. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Just never give out a phone number, landline or mobile and youll stay sane at least ;o)

    p.s Ive met sluggy and like her
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  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

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  8. I may try to wine and wine her, does she put out on a first date?
  9. I saw the title and thought Verticalgyro had won.
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  10. For all her gruff, angry exterior, she's actually a sweet, adorable pussy-cat...
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  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Nope, she is still a virgin at 28
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Fixed for you.
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  13. In that case maybe she'd like the opportunity to have the best 20 seconds of her life.
  14. I've not met her, she scares me more than JArrod, not sure which would be worse the tongue lashing I would get of one or the tongue lashing I would get of the other, at least with one option I would come out relieved :grin: