Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by tropper66, Jul 9, 2010.
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Warning, warning The Snail is on the Broomstick on the way back to the UK, you have been warned
I must look out the snail repellant
I am sure a glass of beer will work, second thoughts that may attract not repel
I think in this instance, a photo of me would suffice.
I think I should be safe(ish) over here.
She been away then?
liberal application of salt.
Funny, but I've started to get slugs, flattening themselves down and getting under my kitchen door, nothing seems to deter the fuckers. I think she's put a curse on me.
You'd be welcome in my kitchen any time Dale, wearing nothing but an apron of course..just call them off.
I think she's actually become immune to the stuff.
Remind her that I'm still waiting on a parcel of haribo and porn.
The smelly hairy one will piss itself with excitement - that's her dog, not Sluggy, but then again!
Has Raoul Moat and Snail ever posted here at the same time?
Who gives a fuck! I can decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics better than what drivel she crayons over threads
Flawed analysis. Raoul - target fell when hit. Slug - AGC.
Are you sure that you didn't mean old_fat_and_hairy, he'll be splinting it up on a lollipop stick now he's heard that.
I thought that kit and position was her idea of a good Saturday night!
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