The Snail returns

#1
Warning, warning The Snail is on the Broomstick on the way back to the UK, you have been warned
 

Auld-Yin

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#2
I must look out the snail repellant :)
 
#3
#5
I think I should be safe(ish) over here. ;)
 
#8
Funny, but I've started to get slugs, flattening themselves down and getting under my kitchen door, nothing seems to deter the fuckers. I think she's put a curse on me.

You'd be welcome in my kitchen any time Dale, wearing nothing but an apron of course..just call them off.
 
#9


I think she's actually become immune to the stuff.

Remind her that I'm still waiting on a parcel of haribo and porn.
 

TheIronDuke

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#11
Has Raoul Moat and Snail ever posted here at the same time?

Just saying.
 
#14
The smelly hairy one will piss itself with excitement - that's her dog, not Sluggy, but then again! :D
Are you sure that you didn't mean old_fat_and_hairy, he'll be splinting it up on a lollipop stick now he's heard that.
 

Fang_Farrier

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#15
If she's been in the Falklands all this time keeping them safe I expect she'll wake up and think the light coming through the windows in England is some kind of prolonged nuclear flash. Callers will find her underneath an upturned sofa in full NBC kit on.
I thought that kit and position was her idea of a good Saturday night!
 
#18
If she's been in the Falklands all this time keeping them safe I expect she'll wake up and think the light coming through the windows in England is some kind of prolonged nuclear flash. Callers will find her underneath an upturned sofa in full NBC kit on.
I dunno, she aint that ugly when in full noddy.
 
#20
Yet she's so much more popular than you are, who would a thunk it!
As I give a fuck! not me who's got an inferiority complex and sends PM's when they don't like a piss take And if she's soooo popular why's she not just had an O2 tag but banned under another user name? Dull as fucking ditch water
 
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