The Slug - status update

maguire

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#1
the slug would like it to be known that she is not well and so wont be on the internet today, nor will she be answering the phone.

so please dont be concerned, and also can please no one call the police on her. again. thank you.

that is all.
 
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cloudbuster

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#2
Meanwhile, in other news; despite a massive search, no sympathy whatsoever was detected on the Internet.
 
#5
the slug would like it to be known that she is not well and so wont be on the internet today, nor will she be answering the phone.

so please dont be concerned, and also can please no one call the police on her. again. thank you.

that is all.
Its her own fault. She tried to be nice for a day. Today.
 
#6
Meanwhile, in other news; despite a massive search, no sympathy whatsoever was detected on the Internet.
You're using google. You really need to use 'grep'. Or in your case, 'grope'.

However, the only 'regular expression' any of them are likely to print on Snail is "pissed off" :)
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
Meanwhile, in other news; despite a massive search, no sympathy whatsoever was detected on the Internet.
hey, I was only following orders. she said if I didnt post that she was going to give me a chinese burn.
 
#9
the slug would like it to be known that she is not well and so wont be on the internet today, nor will she be answering the phone.

so please dont be concerned, and also can please no one call the police on her. again. thank you.

that is all.
Who are you, her bat man?
 
#10
Whose ( self censored the rest of what I was thinking of saying )
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
What is this fixation with "the slug" is it just lonely, desperate middle aged men trying (and failing) to curry favour with the owner of a vagina?
more a lonely, desperate man who's in mortal terror of her. she's scary. :(
 
#13
What is this fixation with "the slug" is it just lonely, desperate middle aged men trying (and failing) to curry favour with the owner of a vagina?
I thought Pip is a Spaniel. But you may be right. I recall Dale saying that the little cunt pushed her down the stairs.
 
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goatrutar

Guest
#14
OP you sound a little creepy. Have you locked sluggy in a wardrobe? Should we ring the plod anyway?
 

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