The Sloping Wire has come out the closet

Apparently, Slopes makes Julian clary look like a Big macho construction worker.

Discuss.

 

Aye tis very true

 

You'd know MC?

 

So i've heard!!

 

This is terrible news, will the CO's ban the poor chap/chappess for his/her affliction.

Poor bloke/bird.............anychance of a BJ

 

I must say it sounds entirely plausible. I received this on the first night i joined ARRSE:

Naturally, I have kept this grave intelligence hidden until now. I need counselling.

 

I do appologise for appearing to be a mong of the highest order. That top bloke Flash has helped me out by removing the 30 other posts I put up. I will now go and remove my genitalia with a warm house brick.

Dropdick.

 

I wonder if this sort of post comes under what the Artillery class as "internal politics and back stabbing"??

 

I heard he was trying to get boys to go into the closet with him........

 

Into the closet, wardrobe, garden shed jjust about anywhere really

 

I also have seen the evidence. Monkey - hold your hands up too.

 

Dale, Ive already said i know he is!

 

Manchestercop.

I think she is 'fingering' you as someone involved - closely - with Sloppy's less socially acceptable habits.

 

Nah shes not that clever

 

I concur, she's as thick as custard. I have an idea she was wishing the hands to be placed somewhere gynacological.