The `Sixteen` by John Urwin

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  1. Not often you see something as funny as that site...
     
  2. Walt Atlert! Set Phasers to "Malkie"! :twisted:
     
  3. A relative, having purchased said heap of shiite, proceeded to wave it in my face as "the real special forces story"....

    Honestly, makes Andy McNab look like a factual treatise.
     
  4. What an odd site. Unless it's a fabulously ornate Wah, its run by these wierdos:

    "John Urwin
    Founder
    Born and raised in the tough backstreets of Newcastle-Upon-Tyne's Byker district, John Urwin came from a disadvantaged background.
    At the age of 18 he was called up for National Service with the British army and was posted to Cyprus with the Royal Pioneer Corps. It was whilst with his regiment that John was recruited into a covert unit called The Sixteen. The specialised training he received and the operations he undertook were a life changing experience.
    Following the completion of his National Service John returned to England where he married and had 3 children. John became a successful stock car racer and entreuponeer. However, he soon realised that the specialised training he had received in The Sixteen and the skills he had learned should be taught to others. John started his own survival and unarmed combat club. Once the conditions of the Officials Secrets Act, had prosvibed, John wrote about his experiences and published the best selling book entitled The Sixteen. Download e-Book here.

    Following the success of the book, John formed the Urwin Combat System (UCS). The Urwin Combat System has been developed to help those fighting the "War on Terror". Subsequently, UCS Ltd.was formed and the company provides unique counter terrorist training to a variety of clients.


    Benedict Weaver
    Managing Director
    An Oxford Honours graduate and Board certified in Security Managment and Competitive Intelligence, Benedict spent several years working for a British security organisation. This exposed him to a variety of sensitive scenarios in both the UK and overseas.Benedict founded a Corporate intelligence consultancy and provides advice to clients globally. After meeting John and recognising the benifits of the Urwin Combat System in a counter terrorist role, Benedict joined Kevin Fitzpatrick and Mark Jones at UCS Ltd.



    Kevin Fitzpatrick
    Director of Training
    A professional paramedic, Kevin has worked in the emergency medical service industry for two decades. Qualified in a variety of emergency medical disciplines, Kevin is both an instructor and a member of an Emergency Response Team (ERT).
    After meeting John Urwin and joining his survival and unarmed combat club, Kevin was trained by John in many of the physical and psychological aspects of the Machine™. SUch training was similar to that John himself experienced whilst a member of The Sixteen.
    Kevin has qualified as an instructor for a several years and is a member of the UCS Demonstration Team.
    As the Director of Training at UCS Ltd., Kevin is responsible for insuring that our clients receive the level of training that makes UCS unique.



    Mark Jones
    Director of Operations
    A qualified engineer with experience in both industrial processes and high tech manufacturing systems, Mark has an interest in covert intelligence. By teaching the practical application of the Urwin Combat System, Mark is able to give your trainees the confidence and capabilities to cross any barrier, whether man-made or natural. An accomplished innovator, Mark is able to design many of the UCS specialist weaponry for the Client.

    After meeting John, Mark joined the Urwin Unarmed Combat and Survival School. Subsequently, Mark studied the Urwin Combat System and as the Director of Operations of UCS Ltd. his responsibilities include designing the courses, training and the giving of personal attention to every trainee.


    Those are the 'Managing team'. Cry havoc and let loose the Walt-finders!
     
  5. Geordie16 - are you 'John Urwin'?
     
  6. The tears are rolling down my face,and my sides are hurting. :lol:

    When did National Service finish,how old would he be now,and no insult intended but since when has the Pioneer Corps,been a recruiting ground for the SF :?

    Wonderful 8),and it would seem that a "Geordie 18",is a member of his club?
     
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  7. Seeing as I'm rather bored, it would appear he's a 17 year old kid called Anthony (Birthdate 7/11/1990, heterosexual, bad skin, not your type wedge :wink: ) and that whatever this 'Counter terrorist training' involves an understanding of persec doesn't really come into it.
     
  8. Fcuk me, do the employ mongs to create their website?

    Or did they do it themselves...
     
  9. "John became a successful stock car racer and entreuponeer"

    WTF is an "Entreuponeer" It sounds like a mixture of trepanning and pioneering...

    "...Once the conditions of the Officials Secrets Act, had prosvibed, John wrote about his experiences..."

    Have the conditions prosvibed for everyone or should we apply for our own personal hand fitted prosvibing experience? Is it something to do with inserting random objects to check ones prostate?
     
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  10. This review did it for me, marvelous!

    Oh my god..If you're expecting something believable in the remotest sense then don't part with your money. I would even go so far as to say that the man is bonkers. It could even have been written by a child..he has some sort of light saber. ....and with a flick of the wrist..... all the enemy are dead..
     


  11. Ha ha ha ha LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL snigger snigger he he he LOLOLOLOLOL Oh fuckin' hell thats funny, it's as accurate as saying I'm about to convert to Islam......The book doesn't give away any secrets because it hasn't got any..."The UKSF need these skills now"....yeah right and I've got a ten foot willy. The books only use is as shithouse paper.
     
  12. "...Ha ha ha ha LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL snigger snigger he he he LOLOLOLOLOL Oh fuckin' hell thats funny, it's as accurate as saying I'm about to convert to Islam......The book doesn't give away any secrets because it hasn't got any..."The UKSF need these skills now"....yeah right and I've got a ten foot willy. The books only use is as shithouse paper..."

    Yeah well, yeah Okay VB you can laugh but if you'd had your conditions prosvibed like these brave veteranos of 49 Para (Mong's Own) you wouldn't be chuckling, remember, prosvibing can happen to anyone who happens to be an entreuponeer

    I bet you're just jealous of those brave Entreuponeers who've been prosvibed in the service of their country.. OK?
     
  13. The positive reviews on Amazon are worth a read - however, they all read like they have been written by the same author (hmmm!)...