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The Shrub is assassinated!

#1
Web exclusive: This is the video that's outraged America, showing the moment of George Bush's violent assassination.

The shocking footage, which you can preview exclusively here, is from a new Channel 4 movie to be broadcast on More4 in October, focusing on the fictional slaying of the world's most powerful man.
Full article here.
 
#3
There have been many cases of life following art. I'm keeping my fingers crossed on this one. :D :D :D

MsG
 
#5
The yanks fail to understand the difference between a "fictional" killing of the shaved chimp, and real threats made to the film makers. I fully support free speech and see nothing wrong with this programme.

When are we going to put the US back in their proper place as merely a colony of the British Empire, to do as we say, act as we do/say and be fecking proud of it??!!!
 
#8
hansvonhealing said:
....bet the assassins didn't try for a brain shot...
What good would that have done, Hans? Remember, as a kid, Georgie-boy was told that if he tripped, he should try to land on his head, so he wouldn''t cause any damage to himself. And looking at the various tumbles he's taken as president, it seems he's sticking to the advice.

MsG
 

SCoy

War Hero
#9
I wasn't there, you can't prove anything....

I loved the way the US agents in the protesters are dressed alike - great disguises lads! :D
 
#10
hansvonhealing said:
....bet the assassins didn't try for a brain shot...
aim at his arrse.
 
#12
BigRed said:
For one fateful moment I read Dozy's post and thought I'd missed the News for too long.

Life is full of ups and downs I suppose.
I did consider posting it in Current Affairs, but I didn't think PTP would be too amused! :D
 
#13
The £2 million movie, called Death of a President, has sparked controversy in America, with its British film-makers having to be guarded by private security men at this week's Toronto International Film Festival after threats were made on their lives.
Well well well no doubt these haters would have us believe only the mad muzzies in the MidEast do this sort of stuff.

Wheres all the freedom of speech advocates now?
 
#14
i cant see why its annoyed them so much -

we didnt get all righteous on hollywood when they came out with

1. saving private ryan - tom hanks wins ww2 on his own
2. pearl harbour - ben affleck wins ww2 on his own
3. that bag of sh@t that has the yanks getting their paws on the enigma
machine (can't even be bothered to find out the name of the film, u something or other) not as good as das boot anyway.

they are only films, not real. honestly its like talking to my 3 year old.
 
#15
crabby said:
The yanks fail to understand the difference between a "fictional" killing of the shaved chimp, and real threats made to the film makers. I fully support free speech and see nothing wrong with this programme.
And what if it was Her Maj getting slotted at close range like that in an American film Crabby? Would you support them too?
 
#16
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil
is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I
have no room for you, but YOU DEFINITELY have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as
you. I'll let one of them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves. But your choice will be final."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of
water. He kept resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such
was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
think I could do that all day
long."

The devil led him to the next room.

In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he
did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and more rocks
appeared.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on
the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally Bush said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said... "Monica, you're free to go!" :D
 
#17
slick said:
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil
is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I
have no room for you, but YOU DEFINITELY have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as
you. I'll let one of them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves. But your choice will be final."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of
water. He kept resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such
was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
think I could do that all day
long."

The devil led him to the next room.

In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he
did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and more rocks
appeared.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on
the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally Bush said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said... "Monica, you're free to go!" :D
That would be SO much better if it was Tony Blair who had recently gone to hell and if it was Geroge Bush lying on the bed.... :)
 

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