The Sex Shop

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  1. This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and “can you handle it?” The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss’s positive comments he finally agrees.
    So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, “How much for the white dildo?”
    He answers “£35.”
    She: “How much for the black one?”
    He: “£35 for the black one, £35 for the white one.”
    She: “I think I’ll take the black one. I’ve never had a black one before.”
    She pays him and off she goes.

    A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks “How much for the black dildo?”
    He: “£35.”
    She: “How much for the white dildo?”
    He: “£35 for the black one, £35 for the white one.”
    She: “Hmmm…I think I’ll take the white one. I’ve never had a white one before.”
    She pays him and off she goes.

    About an hour late a young Essex woman comes in and asks: “How much are your dildos?”
    He: “£35 for the white, £35 for the black.”
    She: “Hmmmm…how much is that tartan one on the shelf?”
    He: “Well, that’s a very special dildo…it’ll cost you £165.”
    She thinks for a moment and answers, “I’ll take the tartan one, I’ve never had a tartan one before……”
    She pays him and off she goes.

    Finally the guy’s boss returns and asks, “How did you do while I was gone?”

    To which the salesman responded, “I did really good. I sold one white dildo, one black dildo,.. and I sold your thermos flask for £165!!”