This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and can you handle it? The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the bosss positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, How much for the white dildo? He answers £35. She: How much for the black one? He: £35 for the black one, £35 for the white one. She: I think Ill take the black one. Ive never had a black one before. She pays him and off she goes. A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks How much for the black dildo? He: £35. She: How much for the white dildo? He: £35 for the black one, £35 for the white one. She: Hmmm I think Ill take the white one. Ive never had a white one before. She pays him and off she goes. About an hour late a young Essex woman comes in and asks: How much are your dildos? He: £35 for the white, £35 for the black. She: Hmmmm how much is that tartan one on the shelf? He: Well, thats a very special dildo itll cost you £165. She thinks for a moment and answers, Ill take the tartan one, Ive never had a tartan one before She pays him and off she goes. Finally the guys boss returns and asks, How did you do while I was gone? To which the salesman responded, I did really good. I sold one white dildo, one black dildo,.. and I sold your thermos flask for £165!!