I may be able to help you out.
Next doors cat keeps shitting on my astro turf.
If you could make that problem disappear, discreetly, it's worth thirty quid to yer.
I'd do it myself, but they still think I'm responsible for the demise of their last cat.
Which I am, sort of.
I didn't know that my home made weed killer would cause it to ignite.
Astro turf? in a garden ?