the self blow job

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by easy-wan-kenobi, Aug 8, 2007.

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  1. would you?

    its your own penis

    its been in touch with some of the filthiest squaddie matresses ever to have graced the planet, been subject to depraved acts and lengthy excercises. its been beaten abused mistreated and stuck in wierd and wonderful places!

    would you swallow?

    discuss.....
     
  2. I'm actually saving up enough money so that I can travel to Romania to be trained by a cantortionist so that I can 'suck start my own Harley.'

    As for swallowing, why would you waste such sweet tasting goodness?
     
  3. The very fact you have thought about this is somewhat disturbing...
     
  4. If I could I wouldnt get out of bed in the morning, spit or swallow? Erm neither I think when I feel the onset of the vinegar stroke I shall splash it all over my face porno stylee.
     
  5. At only 2 calories... Apprantley :roll:
     
  6. Well we can just imagine what gunny highway had planned for you Airborne_Aircrew surprised sex comes to mind
     
  7. Every man on the planet has tried to do this, in the words of Bill Hicks.."Its that one vertebrae I swear!!"
     
  8. Surely it's only worth doing that if you film it?

    Just make sure you close your eye's; Mrs. FatBoyGeorge says it kills.
     
  9. You sad barsteward.












    Too fcuking right.
     
  10. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

  11. A m8 of mine from training could suck him self off Catch yer self on will authenticate this. He drew the line at swallowing. Well at least in public when he was doing his partey trick!!

    Dave
     
  12. i knew i shouldnt have read this tread..
     
  13. You lot have made my night, Seeings i have hours to be awake, it will keep me laughing for ages.
     
  14. now that is far superior a skill than being able to lick ones own nipples....i must say you learn something new every day! I think though, if i was a bloke i would avoid attempting it, it does look rather a strain on the old back, and if that goes pop you'd almost certainly be out of action for giving your todger a taste of the real thing!
     
  15. She is so right it bloody well stings to buggery....ever splashed bleach in your eye while being overzealous with the bog cleaning? (well probably not, most people not being as clumsy as i!) well its rather like that!