the self blow job

would you give yourself a blowie?

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#1
would you?

its your own penis

its been in touch with some of the filthiest squaddie matresses ever to have graced the planet, been subject to depraved acts and lengthy excercises. its been beaten abused mistreated and stuck in wierd and wonderful places!

would you swallow?

discuss.....
 
#3
The very fact you have thought about this is somewhat disturbing...
 
#4
If I could I wouldnt get out of bed in the morning, spit or swallow? Erm neither I think when I feel the onset of the vinegar stroke I shall splash it all over my face porno stylee.
 
#5
FatBoyGeorge said:
I'm actually saving up enough money so that I can travel to Romania to be trained by a cantortionist so that I can 'suck start my own Harley.'

As for swallowing, why would you waste such sweet tasting goodness?
At only 2 calories... Apprantley :roll:
 
#7
Every man on the planet has tried to do this, in the words of Bill Hicks.."Its that one vertebrae I swear!!"
 
#9
easy-wan-kenobi said:
would you?

its your own penis

its been in touch with some of the filthiest squaddie matresses ever to have graced the planet, been subject to depraved acts and lengthy excercises. its been beaten abused mistreated and stuck in wierd and wonderful places!

would you swallow?

discuss.....
You sad barsteward.












Too fcuking right.
 
#11
A m8 of mine from training could suck him self off Catch yer self on will authenticate this. He drew the line at swallowing. Well at least in public when he was doing his partey trick!!

Dave
 
#14
now that is far superior a skill than being able to lick ones own nipples....i must say you learn something new every day! I think though, if i was a bloke i would avoid attempting it, it does look rather a strain on the old back, and if that goes pop you'd almost certainly be out of action for giving your todger a taste of the real thing!
 
#15
FatBoyGeorge said:
Just make sure you close your eye's; Mrs. FatBoyGeorge says it kills.
She is so right it bloody well stings to buggery....ever splashed bleach in your eye while being overzealous with the bog cleaning? (well probably not, most people not being as clumsy as i!) well its rather like that!
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#16
starfire said:
FatBoyGeorge said:
Just make sure you close your eye's; Mrs. FatBoyGeorge says it kills.
She is so right it bloody well stings to buggery....ever splashed bleach in your eye while being overzealous with the bog cleaning? (well probably not, most people not being as clumsy as i!) well its rather like that!
You are a strange girl arn't you. Why would a bloke be cleaning, when God invented women. :roll:
 
#17
I think I feel ill :pale:
 
#18
B_AND_T said:
starfire said:
FatBoyGeorge said:
Just make sure you close your eye's; Mrs. FatBoyGeorge says it kills.
She is so right it bloody well stings to buggery....ever splashed bleach in your eye while being overzealous with the bog cleaning? (well probably not, most people not being as clumsy as i!) well its rather like that!
You are a strange girl arn't you. Why would a bloke be cleaning, when God invented women. :roll:
Oiiiii thats it marigolds at dawn....choose your seconds..... :twisted:
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
Well it won't be sloppy ones
 
#20
Still if we did it to ourselves at least we would get it more often than birthdays and chritsmas, would never have to ask and more importantly at least we would get it right
 

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