The Security Service Is Recruiting Again

BBC News - MI5 seeks "mobile surveillance officers" (c) Auntie

But it will apparently help if you are an asian female (or a carpenter - I suppose if you're an asian female carpenter then you've covered all of the bases).

 

Unless they're recruiting North of the Border, I'll pass. Living in London on the entry level wage for a Spook would be too much of a challenge even for James Bond...

 

I'll do it only if they let me "borrow" the equipment for off duty uses, no more hiding in bushes outside the nurses home for me